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Re: Aviation Comedy

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You can't decide whether you want to be in front of it or behind it. In front of it you get crushed, behind it, you get flown get a takeoff on your own.

And I wish I could take awesome pictures like that VNAF. ;)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Tower,um tower I am first right?
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747:eeeee a mouse!
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Let me just stretch my neck real quick, holy......
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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http://www.flightschoollist.com/aviatio ... ules-1.jpg
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Read this the other day. Makes sense to anyone but co-pilots :lol: .
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Image isn't showing for me. :?
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Ditto here.
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Try rightclick > copy image link to clipboard, and paste it in a new tab, then it will be visible. I lol'd when I read it. :lol:
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Sorry about that everyone. Looks like it put up a link to the image. Next time I'll put a link for backup.
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om nom nom
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I must be a co-pilot because that made no sense to me...
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I had one of these in my company area in Nam except where it says pilot my sign said Co.Gunny and where it said Co=pilot mine said Co.Clerk and the last line read Will be summarily ass whooped.
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Those rules are like the rules I made for teaching highlfyer how to fly,fight,land on carrier etc.
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Alright you win.But I bet ya ya cant lay an egg. ;)
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look, mommy! What kind off bird is that? :lol:
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HUG ME HOUSE!
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Boeing presents: The world's smallest 747.
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Now that is the meaning of STOL ;)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Pilot: WHO DA BOSS MAN!
Co: autopilot did the landing, so hes 'da boss man'
Pilot: yeah, but who programmed the autopilot?
co: me.
Pilot: but who told you to programme the autopilot?
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