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Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:39 pm
by Flake
"Yeah I bet you'll hera about that one on the internet..."
"Yeah I got a copy of that on tape."
"Damnit..."

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:53 am
by bernholm
Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.
GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
Oh yes, I remember that clearly. :D

I have something to add to that:

Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.

(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:52 pm
by Crazypilot
So...many..face..PALMS!

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:11 am
by GimiGlider
bernholm wrote:Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.
GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
Oh yes, I remember that clearly. :D

I have something to add to that:

Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.

(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
Nope, on the last one I drew out my imaginary AK-47 and fired a stream of nonexistent bullets through my head...

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:17 pm
by Honey Badger
Try to stay sorta on topic guys.

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:11 am
by bernholm
Honey Badger wrote:Try to stay sorta on topic guys.
WE WERE ON TOPIC

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:25 am
by Taskforce 58
No you weren't. Yours was just a couple of kids pretending (barely) to "talk ATC" in a game. Besides the amount of unnecessary meme images is too much.

Re: ATC Humor

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:50 pm
by GimiGlider
Ok, then sorry.