[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:30 am

It spits out gas that made me cannot sleep.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:58 am

The machine gives you a pumpkin spice latte.

I put a bottle of wine into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Thomascook221 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:42 am

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I put a bottle of wine into the machine.
The Machine dispense a truck of bottle

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:00 pm

The machine dispenses an extremely EXCITED furry

I insert said furry into the machine
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:27 pm

Sierra wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:00 pm
The machine dispenses an extremely aroused furry
PG Forum Sierra...
Sierra wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:00 pm
I insert said furry into the machine
I bludgeon the fucker to death.

I put in a manual for "standards of public decency".

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:12 pm

The machine says something, but it is a censor "bleep".

I insert a Gadsden "Don't Tread on Me" flag.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:07 am

The machine falls on your foot.

I stand the machine back up, then insert a roll of duct tape.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by iqmal_97 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:12 am

The machine spits out a duct tape boat.

I insert a beanie hat into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:25 am

The machine gives you a fire mixtape from crompton.

TPBM will put this statement into the vending machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Granny Apple Smith » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:16 pm

The machine dispenses 200 likes on sound cloud.
I insert one ban for Flake for veering off topic
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by iqmal_97 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:49 pm

Machine dispenses a paper saying that Flake has now earned Supreme Overlord status and everyone on this forum would have to concede to his every whim.

Also a footnote proposing a 30 second ban on Granny Apple Smith for not updating his sig.

I insert a peanut into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:56 pm

The machine sends out a coconut.

I put the coconut back into the machine.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:21 pm

The machine sends out a coconut.

I put the coconut back into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:46 am

The machine sprays you with a hail of coconut shavings until you flee.

I feed the coconut shavings back into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:09 am

The machine gives you a ticket for an all expenses paid holiday to Bali. Just don't bring your boogie board.

I insert a motorcycle into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Kujo » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:27 am

The machine dispenses a Kickstart My Heart single for use on a highway. Plus a warning to not pass by a cop while doing so.

I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:13 am

The vending machine dispenses a vending machine vending machine.

I put a vending machine vending machine into the vending machine vending machine.

The ride never ends.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:51 pm

The machine produces a message requesting that people stop inserting things that the machine just expelled.

I rip of the letter, burn it like a red light camera ticket, and insert the ashes of the letter back into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:53 pm

The machine dispenses a warrant for your arrest.

I insert a slightly over-ripened banana into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by ZyreaxGaming_YT » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:22 pm

The machine spews out a plantain.

I insert old tapes of CHiPs.
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