The dormitory exists as a single deck with a single passageway (of arbitrary length) with compartments flanking both sides. Even hatch numbers are to port while odd hatches are to starboard. Rooms 3 through 53 have been knocked down to make space for Seraphim's Café and Timmayx's Winchester Pub, complete with billiards table, pingpong table (with red Solo cups in the locker underneath), and the comfiest couches in front of a very large high-reflectivity projector screen with a 1080p projector. Gaming consoles are provided free of charge, but please be nice to them. Feel free to bring your laptops out into the common area and actually socialize.
Rooms are assigned by user ID. Use the board member list to determine room assignments. The number following a member's user page (after the "viewprofile&u=") determines room assignment. For example: Iceman is in room #2 (immediately across from the watch post), vincent is in room #53, and I am in room #56.
Empty rooms are not to be disturbed and are used for storage. There will be no demolishing of bulkheads between rooms.
Each room has a small galley and unisex handicap-accessible head. WiFi in the dorm has an arbitrarily high bandwidth and 1GBps transfer speed, so you don't have to worry about "clogging the tubes" [keep it clean please~S] (just be sure to use a safe tracker
) or having massive dogfights.Transportation to and from the Café/Pub is provided by a sledge powered by repurposed Roombas. They also perform the task of delivery of foodstuffs.
Try to keep your clothes on. No one wants to see your hairy butt.
