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Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:37 am
by Hawkstar
Do you mind the CCTV in my room.
Enter the room and 24 Cameras are looking at you LIVE.
heh so theres no chance.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:27 am
by Dragon029
halberdier25 wrote:This place reminds me of when I'm done pooping and am out of paper so I have to waddle to the closet and hope no dingleberries drop onto the carpet for the dog to eat.
In such an occasion, I would recommend you take a Heineken mobile.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:35 am
by Hawkstar
That my friend is one of the cutest things i ever saw.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:08 am
by iqmal_97
Does anyone around here knows on defusing Cold War Nuclear Bombs?

I think mine's still hot.
My dorm's Air Conditioning Unit is broken, and to make it worse, I accidentally turned my Room Heater to the MAX!!!!
The bomb's been acting weird lately. It's rattling and shaking a lot lately.

I think it's gonna explode...


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Oh GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!! :o

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:08 am
by Dragon029
Get hazmat gear, then try submerging the bomb in water, cutting through the rear with a hacksaw and locating the conventional explosive area of the bomb and removing it - without the conventional explosive, the bomb can't go boom - once it's gone you can rip into the rest of the bomb with relative safety. Just make sure you don't stay in proximity of it for extended periods of time.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:50 am
by Gunny
You should first of all just relax.find a good comfortable place to sit.
Now reach down to touch your toes (thats good) now firmly grab you ankles
take a good deep breath bend a little deeper thats good now.










kiss your ass goodbye. :cry:

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:39 pm
by Seraphim
hahaha-we're just going to teleport that sucker somewhere into space-pity you had to lose your present like that-ah well. That's what you get for failing to play responsibly.

Today, our special is stuffed potatoes-with chili or barbeque chicken or pork

Also, I'm going to tie some little rings from the ceiling and whoever can make a paper airplane fly through all 7 of them will win a free batch of brownies

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:25 pm
by Justen Not Relevent
iqmal_97 wrote:Does anyone around here knows on defusing Cold War Nuclear Bombs?

I think mine's still hot.
My dorm's Air Conditioning Unit is broken, and to make it worse, I accidentally turned my Room Heater to the MAX!!!!
The bomb's been acting weird lately. It's rattling and shaking a lot lately.

I think it's gonna explode...


....


Oh GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!! :o
Don't worry... nuclear ordinance takes a lot to go off. Usually. You could probably just throw it in a bonfire and burn all the plastic explosives in it

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:32 pm
by iqmal_97
*feeling disappointed and a bit silly*

T.T False alarm....

Well, the AC and Heater issue was fixed, but the bomb still moving and makes funny noises.
Decided to find out what was really going on, I opened the bomb took a look inside and got a wonderful surprise..MY CAT HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THERE!!! :D

"You little stow-away trying to trick me to our doom!!" :evil:

Anyways after giving my cat food and water, I scavenged the bomb (since it was already opened) and I found 2 rods of radioactive Uranium. :shock:

I decided to keep 1 and put it in my "Really cool, awesome and weird stuff" closet.

So...

What would you guyz do if you had 1 rod of radioactive Uranium? I already have a few suggestions.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:58 pm
by halberdier25
Sell it to the highest bidder.

All uranium is radioactive: there are no stable isotopes. The real question is "what's the makeup of this rod?"

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:54 am
by Justen Not Relevent
I thought depleted uranium was a thing...
I assume you're using protective gear? If not, good luck with throwing up the lining to your stomach and intestines, then dying a horrible painful death...

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:03 am
by halberdier25
Depleted U is just U that has had the U-235 (and negligible traces of U-234) taken out. U-235 is the most common isotope we use for fission. U-238 is still radioactive. DU is some 60% less radioactive than naturally occurring U in this part of the galaxy, but U-235 is only something like 0.75% of natural U's mass. Straight up U-235 is highly radioactive and will kill you quickly, but we use DU in airplanes (747's can have up to a half ton of DU as counterweights), medical shielding (DU is almost twice as dense as lead), and as pigmentation. Natural U is still pretty easy to deal with: you can manually handle yellowcake for short periods of time without much concern (especially if you're post-pubescent and masturbate regularly or aren't a woman who wants kids).

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:07 am
by Honey Badger
Spends the trip to 397 trying to figure out what Halb just said.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:16 am
by halberdier25
What exactly didn't you understand? You can PM me questions or ask them here or whatever.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:22 am
by Crazypilot
Guys where is the underground hanger?
I need to park this F-16 somewhere it is clogging up my space and the hole I made for it to take off makes the room so... uh public.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:51 am
by Justen Not Relevent
halberdier25 wrote:especially if you're post-pubescent and masturbate regularly
I want to say something, but I won't.

also, I remember reading something about DU affecting a few Gulf War veterans in nasty ways, but I think it might've been a bit overblown

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:09 am
by Honey Badger
halberdier25 wrote:What exactly didn't you understand?
Everything.

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:13 am
by halberdier25
>_<;

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:26 am
by iqmal_97
Yikes, thankfully I'm well aware of it's dangers and have worn my suit when i touch it. ^^

Since this uranium is from the cold war, this Uranium is more likely to be type 235 and 238. *Thnx Wikipedia*

Well, we can sell it to 2 main buyers :
(a) The Government = The right thing to do, but may get less of a profit *but i think i could change that with the use of my negotiation skillz ;) *
(b) The Black Market = Wrong thing to do, especially doing so could cause a Nuclear War. But can get more bang for the buck.

So, i'll leave you guyz to decide. The Uranium ain't gonna sell for themselves you know.

Let the voting begin!! :twisted:

Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go play Canvas Rider :P

Re: The Dorm

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:38 am
by MPP
I'll take that Uranium, if your willing to sell it to me. I do have a use for it once it's Depleted Uranium.