Zombies!!!

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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by plunderbird » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:09 am

I blast the arm, taking out one of the controlers.

"Damn only got one"
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Crazypilot » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:57 am

ZOMBIE POST:
''Cwan we eat all dere bwains pleaaz?''
*Last horde of Buff Zombies is unleashed upon advancing humans*
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by bernholm » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:11 am

I run into the spire of the Emp. St. Bld. and see a large reactor controlling the zombies. I take a Panzerschreck and leap clear, shooting and hitting it barely, but it blows as I parachute off of the Empire State Building. A massive explosion as the spire shoots clear into the air, and the war is over.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by skyller2s » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:24 pm

looking up at the explosion after beheading a wave of zombies "nice"
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Post by Crazypilot » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:26 pm

NEW ZOMBIE SURVIVAL SESSION STARTED

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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Hawkstar » Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:03 pm

Sooting zombies, and annoying people, one at a time.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Honey Badger » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:04 pm

Sounds fair.

Congrats to those who lived!
No one died, so the survivor's list is unnecessary.

New Situation: It's 1943 in remote Germany. A small force of soldiers have been tasked with infiltrating a small Axis fort that was previously over looked by the British. Your goal is to successfully eliminate any defenders (Axis forces) and discover what the Germans are up to. State of alertness is low but an entire platoon is known to be stationed there. Suspicious activity has been noticed by spotter aircraft flying around the area. Bodies have been seen being moved into the compound but no one is sure what they plan on doing with them.

Your equipment: Standard issue British equipment. Nothing post 1943.
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Post by Hawkstar » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:28 pm

Locks and loads a Sten and M1.

Bullets came and disappeared just like my fourth wife, lol black ops reference.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by dustydan1995 » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:08 pm

*grabs colt 1911, M1 carbine scoped, Stein, 5 no.76 grenades, and 3 mills bombs*

I'm ready to kick some nazi butt
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Hawkstar » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:08 pm

Lee-enfield sniper, M1 carbine, one sten and 1911s.

Ok lets plan.

Bring suppressed weapons and use it first.

Me and Honey will snipe the tangos in from Gimi bring someone with you to the entrance an infiltrate me and honey will cover you.

We will hide in the trees, gimi you and one more will try to get under the truck going inside the facility after the truck is in we'll take care of the tangos in the entrance.

Once you in eliminate without being spotted and secure the area me an honey will go in and well go to plan b.

*position on the top of the tree 2 meters away from honey's*

all eyes up truck's coming.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Honey Badger » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:14 pm

I'll be using the Bren gun and a 1911. Squad support, FTW.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Hawkstar » Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:12 pm

"Easy, Easy"

*Aims the enfield*
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Post by bernholm » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:04 am

*mounts cromwell tank

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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by GimiGlider » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:26 am

Right, got a tommy gun. How do we do this? Paratrooper? Screw that, that's not WW2...or is it? Ah well.
So, do we rush in screaming and all guns blazing or do we do this the backstabbbing, sneaky way?
*Jumps into truck with bernholm, and shoots the driver.*
Right, I know a bit of german (not really, only a bit of french), so let's dress up in these swastika uniforms and get in.
K, I'm going in with bern, who's hiding in the back with the cargo. I added a few explosives to the cargo, so if something goes wrong, enjoy the fireworks.

Wish me luck and pray that I come back with bern, alive!
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English Translation: One Inch of time and one inch of gold, the inch of gold cannot buy the inch of time.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Hawkstar » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:31 am

We got you covered. *radio crackle*

*Truck passes the entrance*

*Zim, Zoom. Two bullets hit the guards as the truck passed*

Lets roll *whispers to honey*.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Honey Badger » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:48 am

I say backstabbing way. Makes more sense. I'll be in the middle of the stack and go with "spray and pray" marksmanship. :twisted:
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Hawkstar » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:58 am

"Gimi follow me"

*Walks into a door preparing a flashbang*
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by GimiGlider » Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:59 am

Right, the guards are down, (thanks to bern aiming guns from inside the cargo at the back) and now we gotta take out the whole battilion. Since it is midday, The whole battilion is in the mess room, so I suggest we drop flashbangs into there from the roof, then pick out the guards that are trying to go and figure out what happened. Sound good? 8-)
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by bernholm » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:03 am

EDIT: The germans are still chatting. I prepare a smoke bomb.
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Re: Zombies!!!

Post by Crazypilot » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:16 am

Sneakily sneaks up to german casually standing with his MP44.*Neck twist*
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