Ruin TPAM's Dream

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Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Omni » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:49 am

The name of the game is Ruin The Person Above Me's Dream. This game has worked well in another forum I'm in. The rules are simple:
Make a wish and let the next person give you a bizarre result to ruin it. Example:

Person 1: I wish I could fly.
Person 2: Granted. You fly so high that the air thins out and you die.
I wish I won the lottery.
Person 3: Granted. You hit the jackpot, then have a heart attack... ETC.

Simple enough... So I'll start.

I wish I could go invisible whenever I wanted.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Dragon029 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:48 am

Granted. You get hit by a car who obviously doesn't see you.

I wish I had telekinesis.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:08 pm

Wish granted,but then your magic runs out of control and you levitate yourself into space and suffocate.
I wish I could be in a real squadron.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Honey Badger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:25 pm

Granted. You get accepted, trained then K.I.A.

I wish I could remember to put a wish...
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:27 pm

Wish granted,you remember what your wish was,A slow painful death.

I wish there were more episodes of my little pony.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Maroon 5 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:22 pm

Wish granted. You watch so much of My Little Pony that all of your brain cells die.

I wish YSF had better graphics.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Honey Badger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:41 pm

Wish granted. YS gets so popular that Soji starts over charging for it and locks it down to keep people from modding.

I wish I could afford my gaming comp parts right now.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Maroon 5 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:54 pm

Wish granted. You get all the gaming parts you need, but you blow up your '98 IBM processor.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Flake » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:20 am

Wish granted. You get absolutely nothing out of life, just as you wished for. Nothing.

I wish I had $80,000
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Honey Badger » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:49 am

Granted. You receive the money but it's in cash and catches on fire.

I wish the world would end in 2012.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Maroon 5 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:43 am

Oh crap, that's a hard one...
Wish granted. The world ends, but you stay alive and suffocate in space for all eternity.

I wish Flake was banned :D .
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Flake » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:12 am

YOU NEED TO POST A WISH YOU TWIT! THAT'S TWICE!

I wish fanjet would post a wish.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Dragon029 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:16 am

Fanjet makes a wish, but it's so mind blowing it makes your cranium explode.

I wish I could make music and images in my head appear as they were intended, on paper, etc.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Seagull » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:34 am

Granted. You got so much music and pictures in your head you didnt notice the traffic and got hited by a car.
I wish i could teleport..
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:41 am

Wish granted,you teleport yourself into a cage full of hungry canninbals in the middle of africa.
I wish I could fly a Mig-25.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Honey Badger » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:23 pm

Wish granted. You get shot down by an F-15 because we all know that they never miss.

I wish I couldn't die or feel pain.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Phoenix » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:33 pm

wish granted, you are doomed to roam the world all alone for all eternity

I wish MAD were guaranteed to work

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Maroon 5 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:31 pm

Wish granted. MAD actually work and blow up your mind with their funny crap.

I wish airlines could fly people around for free.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Honey Badger » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:41 pm

Wish granted. They go bankrupt...

I wish my wishes never came true (this is the part where you consider kicking me off the thread :twisted: ).
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Maroon 5 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:46 pm

Wish granted. Your wishes never come true. This random guy come up to you and shoots you for screwing up the thread. Possibly Omni. I have no idea.

I wish that FSX wouldn't slow down my computer.
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