Ruin TPAM's Dream

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Zeus » Tue May 01, 2012 10:10 pm

Wish granted.

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I wish I could breathe under water.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by GimiGlider » Wed May 02, 2012 10:53 am

Wish granted. You can't get down below 10 feet due to the buoyancy of water forcing you back up, therefore making that ability useless. (science...I love you)
I wish that everyone in my school would enjoy math and science.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Wed May 02, 2012 1:59 pm

Wish granted,but then they all turn into science nerds and make you their test subject for a dangerous experiment which fails and kills in you an extremely painful way.

I wish I had the ability to see through ANYTHING.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Phoenix » Wed May 02, 2012 4:46 pm

granted. ~As you see through everything, you see nothing.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by LeCricket84 » Wed May 02, 2012 6:49 pm

Granted. But you lose all your money to someone who plays even better than you.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Phoenix » Wed May 02, 2012 9:03 pm

granted, you get the oldest one and its in disrepair to the extent it cant be mended.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Radiatordude » Fri May 04, 2012 6:15 pm

Granted. You found what you were looking for, and it ended up being a nuclear submarine who kicks your butt.

I wish I was dead.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Fri May 04, 2012 6:37 pm

Wish granted,but before I can fully grant your wish your school teacher steps in and gives you 100 years worth of homework.MATHS homework.

I wish everyone would just shutup,get on the dancefloor and start shufflin'.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by GimiGlider » Sat May 05, 2012 12:06 am

Wish granted, but everyone shuffles so badly that you can't take it anymore and commit suicide.
I wish that the soviets would win over NATO in the battle for warsaw.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by dustydan1995 » Sat May 05, 2012 1:37 am

Wish granted. Russia takes over the world.

i wish I had the schecter synister gates sustom guitar (google it)





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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Phoenix » Sat May 05, 2012 1:06 pm

granted, with the first note you play is too loud and deafens you

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by mitout » Sat May 05, 2012 10:28 pm

I wish the guy posting above me actually had a wish
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Sun May 06, 2012 5:37 am

Wish granted,but his wish involves you jumping off a cliff that has spikes at the bottom.

I wish I could go in SPAAAAAAAAACEE
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by iqmal_97 » Sun May 06, 2012 10:18 am

You did, in a spacesuit, but then an ICBM (Inter-Continental-Ballistic-Missile) somehow loses its trajectory and hits you.....

Good times...

I wish time slows down...
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by GimiGlider » Sun May 06, 2012 11:51 am

Granted, but now everything moves in slow-mo except your mind, boring you to death as you walk so slowly that a snail crawling along the ground and normal time seems like a olympic sprinter compared to a fat person.
I wish that the Korean peninsula's northern area (aka N. Korea) would sink into the sea and leaving Kim Jong un floating there, raging at his bad luck :twisted:

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Crazypilot » Sun May 06, 2012 12:30 pm

Wish granted.But then,in his anger,he grabs a minigun and mows you down then burns your body,puts it in a plastic bag and throws it in a river.

I wish YSF was more popular.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by Phoenix » Sun May 06, 2012 12:50 pm

granted, then hackers take over.

I wish that more people would stop worrying and relax.

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by SvenPhantom » Sun May 06, 2012 11:02 pm

Wish granted, but then a bomb is about to go off and nobody worries about it and doesn't disarm it. Blowing you up.

I wish I had fried chicken.
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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by GimiGlider » Sun May 06, 2012 11:47 pm

Granted. But inside the chicken is a nuke that will detonate as you bite the chicken.
I wish that Cathay pacific would buy more boeings.
dustydan1995 wrote:Wish granted. Russia takes over the world.
^that's my wish, except along with china. LOL^

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Re: Ruin TPAM's Dream

Post by zombiepieman » Thu May 10, 2012 9:10 pm

wish granted, but they use up all their money and go bust, forcing them to sell them all again

I wish i had an amphibious tank
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