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I never met an airplane I didn't like.But theres been a few co-pilots I could have done without.
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Said to a squad of Nazi soldiers and their leader like a boss.River Song wrote:Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."
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An old man just bought a new Corvette and was speeding on the highway when he got pulled over. The cop walked up to him and said "This is your lucky day, if you can give me a good enough reason, I won't give you a ticket." The old man replied to him "Well, you see, a few weeks ago my wife ran off with a cop, I thought you were trying to bring her back!"
he supreme commanders from the army, the navy and the air force are arguing who's the bravest out of the 3.
Army commander calls a random private and orders him to get under a rolling tank.
"Yes, sir!"
The private answers and crawls under the tank. With a disgusting noise and sight he dies... "bravely".
"See? Who's the bravest, huh?!"
Navy commander laughs and jeers the army commander, calls one of his sea cadets and orders him to dive underwater and get himself sucked into an aircraft carrier engine.
"Yes, sir!"
The cadet answers and does it. The water goes all red.
"See? Who's the bravest now, huh?!"
Then the Air Force commander, with a quiet tone of voice calls one of his pilots and orders him to stand still in front of a jet that's about to take off. But surprisingly, the answer was:
"*@#^ you, $#@#%! I'm not doing that %@@%! Why don't you try, @%^$@%$^!"
The army and the navy commanders' jaws drop in surprise.
Then the Air Force commander says:
"...Who's the bravest now?"
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.
"Sometimes I want to blink really hard and have you disappear like a food poisoning induced hallucination."
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""The more we we raise, the less we seem to the eyes of those who can not fly".
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"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."
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YOLO: You only Lack Originality
What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If the ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
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Well, that's like molasses on open clockwork
Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.
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You know they say that its whats on the inside that matters…I tend to agree. It would be hard to look beautiful without your internal organs.
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Scott Adams (aka, the guy who draws Dilbert) wrote:Credit cards are the crack cocaine of the financial world.
Sometimes the truth must be sacrificed to make excellent points
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General Earle wrote:Nuclear devices come in all shapes and size, just like the lunatics who use them. Anyone who tells you the threat of thermonuclear war is over is a fool, an enemy, or both."
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Person A: Where did you come from?
Person B: 45 years ago, an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug.
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Man must rise above the Earth — to the top of the atmosphere and beyond — for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives.
— Socrates
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(It's life)
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"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.
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"We were blind to the truth once. So I tell you this, as one fool to another. Light, Dark, it doesn't matter.
What matters is how you choose to use them."
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