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Quotes of the Day

Post by decaff_42 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:32 pm

Here's a fun place for all of you to share your favorite Quotes that you run into.

Here's a couple of fun Aviation ones:
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing, because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked". Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.
"Ah", the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded Seven-Engine approach".
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.
He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "What's that for?"
"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Lucas_OR » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:17 pm

[listbox=]"The planes slaughtered are crosses, falling from the sky."[/listbox]

[listbox=]Good landing is one in which all passengers and crew can walk out of the aircraft. Landing is great when in addition, the aircraft can be reused again.[/listbox]

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Post by MD5Ray01 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:27 pm

Here's my completely random quote of the day:

"Protect me, cone!"
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Cobalt09 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:24 am

MD5Ray01 wrote:Here's my completely random quote of the day:

"Protect me, cone!"
GRIFF! Get in Tex's way so you can block her attack!
"Flight 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

"But Center,we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
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Post by decaff_42 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:12 am

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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by waspe414 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:20 am

lucas wrote:[listbox=]Good landing is one in which all passengers and crew can walk out of the aircraft. Landing is great when in addition, the aircraft can be reused again.[/listbox]
A landing from which you can walk away wasn't fast enough.
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Post by wingzfan99 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:22 pm

Death is just nature's way of telling you to keep an eye on the altimeter.
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Post by decaff_42 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:06 pm

Here's a couple of more for today.
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
"Though I walk through the valley of head trauma, I shall fear no concussion."
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Post by Phoenix » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:20 pm

Though I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am at 80000ft and climbing!

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Post by Combine1 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:16 pm

"Do the things you fear, and the end of fear is certain."
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Post by MD5Ray01 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:18 am

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Post by D25 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:57 am

[listbox=]Passengers prefer old captains and stewardesses new.

Takeoff is optional. LAND IS MANDATORY.

Try to keep the number of landings equal to the number of departures.[/listbox]
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Post by decaff_42 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:31 am

Like most things I've found, it turned out to be fatally allergic to explosions
Sarge (Red vs Blue) wrote:A shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?"
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Post by MD5Ray01 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:11 pm

"How about a tasty lead sandwich with a side of Sarge! Hold the life, and the mayo."

"Calling Dr. Sarge, M.D. Prescription: death. Diagnosis: SHOTGUN!"
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Post by iqmal_97 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:17 pm

General Jack D. Ripper wrote:Precious, bodily fluids....
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Post by decaff_42 » Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:21 pm

"Brakes were invented by a coward"
I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:37 pm

Elayne Boosler wrote:I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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Post by MD5Ray01 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:59 pm

Zeratul wrote:You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare.
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Post by Honey Badger » Thu May 02, 2013 8:20 pm

The Tenth Doctor wrote:Right, physics! Physics, eh? Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physcis. Physics! Hope you're getting all this down.
I had to pause the episode to recover from this line.
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Post by decaff_42 » Thu May 02, 2013 8:26 pm

ME! wrote:You know they say that its whats on the inside that matters…I tend to agree. It would be hard to look beautiful without your internal organs.
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