[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am

So this is a game I've seen on other forums, it follows a TPBM style format.

You put something into the machine, the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine.
Example wrote:I put in some Mountain Dew.

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The vending machine spits out a dank meme.

I put in a guitar string...
Let's begin.

I put in tree fiddy.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am

Flake wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am
I put in tree fiddy.
The machine rumbles a bit, and spits out a slightly damp sock. Strangely enough, there is a mars bar inside the sock.


I put in a twenty dollar bill.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:48 am

Sierra wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am
I put in a twenty dollar bill.
The machine dispenses two bottlecaps.

I insert a poor-condition .32 caliber revolver.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by MD5Ray01 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am

The machine dispenses five 30mm shells.
I insert two 20mm shells.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:55 am

MD5Ray01 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am
I insert two 20mm shells.
The machine dispenses a pile of rubble.

I insert a fiddle made of gold.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am

The machines spits out the pick of destiny.

I put in chocolate milk.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:10 pm

Flake wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am
I put in chocolate milk.
The machine spits out a continuous, near endless stream of chocolate milk.

I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Thomascook221 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pm

Sierra wrote: I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
The machine dispenses a book that's contain your dreams

I put in a SD Card
YS FLIGHT INDONESIA Member(YSFID)
Abel Jets Group Website AJVA (Abel Jets VA) :)

Moa Website (MOA Airways) :D

Check Out my Website.. YSFlight Thomas

Join and Fly Abel Jets & Moa Airways Now..

Fly Virtual Airline for the World.. ;)
Thank you All......... :)
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:50 pm

Thomascook221 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pm
I put in a SD Card
The machine prints out a message reading, "ERROR: Please format card to continue."

I insert the recipe for chocolate cake.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:51 pm

The machine lies to you.

I put a gas lighter.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Zack » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm

The machine gives you a flame thrower.

I put in a united airlines ticket.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm

Zack wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm
I put in a united airlines ticket.
The machine dispenses a beating to you in self defense.

I insert a crisp $1 bill.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:06 pm

Patrick31337 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm
I insert a crisp $1 bill.
An overdue, uncited, grammatically incorrect assignment pops out of the machine.

I insert a YSFHQ admin into the machine. What have I done.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm

The machine dispenses one of five pieces required to construct the Holy Hammer of Ban.

I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:20 pm

Ace Lord wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm
I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
The machine spits watermelon seeds at a world-record-breaking distance.

I insert an insult about the vending machine's reliability.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:54 pm

The machine prints out an insult to your mom.

I put in a 3D render of Godzilla.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:48 pm

The machine returns a Japanese Flag.

I put in a submarine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by iqmal_97 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am

The machine spits out nothing. Inshtead it releashes one sholid PING! Mosht likely from a shub's shonar.

I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:23 am

iqmal_97 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am
I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
The machine spits out a whole, live fish.
I put a Lynyrd Skynyrd CD into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:53 am

The machine spits out a can of Budweiser.

I put a can of spam into the machine.
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