[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:45 am

The machine spits out a paper that says, "Server error, too much spam".

I put a bag of C4 explosives into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:19 am

The Second Maverick wrote:
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I put a bag of C4 explosives into the machine.
The machine burbs.

I put a blank VHS cassette tape into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:13 am

The machine gives back an infinite tape of Rick Astley.

I put in a stray cat.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:46 am

Flake wrote:
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I put in a stray cat.
The machine gives you Cat Scratch Fever.

I put the bop in the machine shoo bop shoo bop.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Mog » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:39 pm

Patrick31337 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:46 am
Flake wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:13 am
I put in a stray cat.
The machine gives you Cat Scratch Fever.

I put the bop in the machine shoo bop shoo bop.
The machine spits out an XL Gryphon and a loaded 9mm Glock

I put in the USS Defiant, with a spread of Quantum Torpedoes

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Mog wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:39 pm
I put in the USS Defiant, with a spread of Quantum Torpedoes

The machine malfunctions, because the USS Defiant was slightly too large for the coin slot.

After repairs are done, I insert a vending machine into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:23 pm

The machine spits out a mini Atari console.

I put in a Queen CD.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by waspe414 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:48 pm

The machine returns to you Flake's stray cat, chewing on a fish bone.

I deposit two peach pits.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 5:35 pm

waspe414 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:48 pm
I deposit two peach pits.
Two peach trees sprout forth from the machine.

I put two quarters into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:36 pm

The machine spits out Fifty Cent, who then starts to rap.

I put in a stage microphone.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Mog » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:00 pm

Ace Lord wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:36 pm
The machine spits out Fifty Cent, who then starts to rap.

I put in a stage microphone.
The machine drops the mic on the floor, then declares that Beyonce is best musician of all time

I insert a collection of songs from the pre-2000's era to teach it better music tastes

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:20 pm

The machine ejects an eight-track tape of the Bee Gees.

I insert a usb flash drive.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:29 pm

Patrick31337 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:20 pm
I insert a usb flash drive.
The machine moans.

I insert an incomplete DNR form.
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:33 pm

The machine completes the form and pulls Sierra's plug.

I insert a toothpick.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Granny Apple Smith » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:57 pm

Lets do this
Patrick31337 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:33 pm
The machine completes the form and pulls Sierra's plug.

I insert a toothpick.
The machine dispenses a long lost piece of a popcorn kernel

I insert one aspirin.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:14 pm

Barracuz wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:57 pm
I insert one aspirin.
The machine gives you a headache.

I insert into the machine a three-legged stool.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by waspe414 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:35 am

The machine drops a wooden bucket of fresh milk on the floor.

I toss in a paper airplane.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:43 am

The machine tosses the paper airplane back at you.

I insert a "Caution Wet Floor" cone into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:08 am

Patrick31337 wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:43 am
I insert a "Caution Wet Floor" cone into the machine.
The machine spits out a mop and bucket.

I insert a small pepperoni stick.
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:57 am

The machine spits out a bowl of cooked pepperonis.

I insert the Anschluss Meme.
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