[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by iqmal_97 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:43 pm

The machine sputters and dies. After it reboots itself a piece of paper is printed at the back with 'pls no buly polan' written on it

I put in a piece of fossilized Velociraptor bone into the machine...

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:08 pm

A Velociraptor comes out of the machine, but it is a Ford VelociRaptor and quickly breaks down on the side of the road.

I insert a chainsaw.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:31 pm

The machine begins dispensing sawdust mixed with a spray of blood and body parts

I insert a nail gun.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:35 pm

Ace Lord wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:31 pm
I insert a nail gun.
The machine dispenses a decently constructed wood house.

I insert Sierra into the machine.
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Patrick31337 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:25 pm

The machine dispenses a can of Sierra Mist.

I insert a tool box.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by waspe414 » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:02 pm

The machine dispenses a decently deconstructed wooden house. You spend several minutes clearing the floor of 2x4s.

I insert this thread into the machine on a LaserDisc™.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:23 am

The machine spits back an instruction manual, on BetaMax.

I put in two shirt buttons.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Coop » Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:18 pm

The Machine tries to find two pairs of the same socks, but fails.

I put in a F-35 Demo Team Sticker.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Kujo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:06 pm

The machine vends a thinking emoji from the team to your snapchat.

I put in a lime and a coconut
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Krux » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:34 pm

The machine spills out a coconut vodka with lime

I put a math test

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:46 pm

The machine dispenses a note demanding an additional input of rice.

I insert one bowl of rice as per the machine's previous output.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:07 pm

The machine spits out a bit of paper, with the number 42 on.

I insert a model F22.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:44 pm

plunderbird wrote:
Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:07 pm
I insert a model F22.
The machine dispenses a model F35

I insert a king LT into the machine
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:23 am

The machine gives you 5000 soda straws and a note that says "start stabbing".

I put in 5000 empty aluminium cans.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:28 am

The machine dispenses 5000 aluminium cans filled with beefs.

I insert an M1 Abrams tank
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:54 pm

The machine dispenses a Landship, Male, Mark 1.

I insert a Fokker Dr.1 Triplane
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:59 pm

The machine dispenses a red Fokker 50.

I insert Holly from Red Dwarf.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Thomascook221 » Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:22 pm

plunderbird wrote:
Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:59 pm
I insert Holly from Red Dwarf.
The machine dispense a paper with Holly of Red Dwarf Face's

I Put in Tom the cat [From Tom&Jerry off course]
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Krux » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm

The machine releases an unholy scream of pain

I put in a bill

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:07 pm

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Science rules.

I insert my sanity into the machine.
I have no ideas for a signature, but I'm open to suggestions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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