[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:37 pm

It is as if nothing were inserted at all.

I insert a dilithium crystal.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Granny Apple Smith » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am

The machine dispenses a dilithium powered ointment factory making extra strength Alocane for Sierra

I insert one federation credit...
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:48 am

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Granny Apple Smith wrote:
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am
...extra strength Alocane for Sierra
Forget that, I need fluids, diesel, and an adult. This is beyond fourth degree. :cry:
Granny Apple Smith wrote:
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am
I insert one federation credit...
The machine converts the credit into a bitcoin, and sends it to the wrong wallet.

I insert a dogecoin into the machine
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:30 am

The machine dispenses one bar and three slips of gold-pressed latinum.

I insert a pupper.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:16 am

Machine returns a lil doggo.

I insert a finger puppet made out of cat hair.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:26 am

The machine expels a cat puppet made of fingers.

I insert three hundred pounds of refined naquadah.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:33 pm

The machine prints out a picture of you as the Joker.

I put in a model of Godzilla (2014).
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:20 am

The machine gives you a lizard talisman.

I put in a Price Fighter Inferno album.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:39 pm

The machine gives you a flamethrower.

I put in the lizard token.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:45 am

Confetti and streamers spew out of the machine, filling the room with the consistency of water.

I put in a cigerette.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:08 am

The machine asks for another.

I insert $5.11
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:07 am

It spits out $1.15

I insert a Lamborghini Aventador.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Greenhorn » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:25 am

The machine spits out a vent and a door.

I insert a blank sheet of paper.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:27 pm

The machine spits out a folded paper crane.

I put in a bicycle tyre.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by decaff_42 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:46 pm

The machine spits out a punctured bicycle tire.

I put in a tree branch.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm

The machine puts out a balsa glider kit.

I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:53 pm

plunderbird wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm
I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.

I put a cucumber in the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:59 pm

The machine gives you back a Zucchini.

I put in one folded Australian National Flag.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:08 am

The machine dispenses a jar of vegemite.

I insert a Men at Work compact disc.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:20 am

All the items in your house suddenly flip upside down.

I put in a glass of chocolate milk.

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