[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:21 am

The machine dispenses a brown cow.

I insert the brown cow back into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:33 am

The machine puts the chocolate milk back into the cow. Do not ask how.

I put the jar of vegemite back into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:04 am

The machine dispenses a folded Australian flag while playing a Men at Work song.

I insert a text book concerning causality loops and paradoxical situations into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:55 am

The machine duplicates itself.

I put the machine into the machine.

I think we broke the game!

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:07 am

The entire universe grows dark as, one by one, the stars burn out. The machine explodes, providing the only light that is left. The explosion wave reaches the very edges of the universe. Inside the explosion wave a new universe, identical to the previous one, appears, complete with the vending machine you placed inside the original machine. The game continues.

That's right. We are new us'es in the original machine that the original us'es destroyed!

I place a bag of strawberries into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:19 am

It dispenses a ton of them.

I insert a jar of pickles.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Greenhorn » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:08 am

The machine spits out a man in a suit in the fetal position, yelling repeatedly: "SOLENYA, HE'S COMING!"

I insert an Oreo and a glass of milk.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm

The machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:56 pm

Patrick31337 wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:53 pm
plunderbird wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm
I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.



Well it almost worked.. Waiting for someone to say it spat out Godzilla. ;)

Also R.I.P. Haruo Nakajima, the original Godzilla suit actor, who died yesterday. :cry:
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:59 pm

Sierra wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
Sierra wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
The machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.
The machine starts to play the latest pop music.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:24 pm

The machine produces a pair of sonic sunglasses.

I insert a toilet plunger, mixing whisk, and pepper shaker.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:22 am

The machine produces, a pepper shaker sized Dalek.

I put in a model B52.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:38 am

You get one coupon for a ride on a real B52.

I put in an SD card.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:05 am

The machine spits out a paper that says, "Error : Storage is full, please delete some files."

I put in a Pizza.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:44 am

You get Mikey, from TMNT.

I put in a Helium balloon.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Nodoka Hanamura » Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:34 pm

You get a Model of the USS Akron.

I put in 30 JPY (Yen) (in coins)
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by The Second Maverick » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:53 am

The machine spits out $696,696.

I insert Big Smoke from GTA SA.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:46 am

The machine blares out loud: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

I insert a train into the machine.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Greenhorn » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:01 am

The machine blares out loud: "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!"

I insert two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:32 am

The machine dispenses an insulin pump and glucometer

I insert a pack of caffeine tablets into the machine
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