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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:45 pm
by Nodoka Hanamura
The Machine spits out a bag of potato chips.

I insert a Uranium Control Rod.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:06 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses nothing, as the control rod has stopped the nuclear reaction powering the machine.

I carefully insert a Beryllium Agitator and begin randomly mashing buttons.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:09 am
by Neocon
The machine comes back to life and dispenses a Coke Zero Sugar.
I insert a pancake into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:27 am
by The Second Maverick
It spits out many of them.

I insert Boeing's Everett Aircraft Plant.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:47 pm
by ZyreaxGaming_YT
The machine dispenses a model of the 60's "drooper snooper" 747 proposal.

I insert Airbuses Toulouse Plant

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:09 am
by KM6BZH
The machine dispenses a lot of A380s.

I insert a cube of dry-ice.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:39 am
by Neocon
The machine dispenses wet heat.

I insert a metric ton of three-pound weights.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:57 am
by ZyreaxGaming_YT
The machine dispenses a handful of 4 ounce fishing weighs

I insert a furry

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:09 am
by Sierra
The machine rejects it, and dispenses the phone number for animal control.

I insert the person who thought that 24 hour shifts were a good/great idea.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:25 am
by Flake
The machine returns to you a hastly scribbled letter with the word "capitalism" written on it.

I insert a monocle.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:19 pm
by iqmal_97
Out comes a decaff_42 clone.

Lets just ignore how the machine was able to fully replicate a living and breathing human being.

I insert a Nokia phone.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:53 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine prints out a notification stating that it is now immune to all types of fall damage.

I carefully insert a Galaxy Note 7 while wearing a full EOD suit.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:14 am
by The Second Maverick
I heard a bang sound and the machine spits out black smoke.

I insert some AA-sized batteries.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:28 pm
by plunderbird
The machine spits out several D size bateries.

I insert a confederate flag.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:01 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses a table-top statue of Robert E. Lee while playing "Dixie" at full volume.

I insert the flag of the Soviet Union.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:43 pm
by ZyreaxGaming_YT
The machine spews out a photograph of lenins intact body being viewed by Stalin and Dennis Rodman and plays "Boyz in the hood," by NWA.

I insert a Yugoslavian Flag

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:54 pm
by plunderbird
The machine plays the Yugoslavian national anthem.

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy)

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 5:36 am
by Dragon_Mech
Flake wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:53 am
I put a can of spam into the machine.
the machine deposits 50+ E-Mails in your account for time share condos in Siberia, Gobi Desert and the Republic of the Congo

i insert the keys to a '69 Corvette Stingray into the machine....

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:00 am
by Neocon
The machine had one that was hotter than a $2 pistol, she was the fastest thing around. Long and lean, every young man's dream, she turned every head in town.

I insert four dead AAA batteries just removed from my TV remote.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:26 am
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses a Fusion Core.

I insert 20x spent .577/450 Boxer-Henry casings.