[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:34 am

The machine dispenses a Martini–Henry rifle.

I insert three grams of garlic powder.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:37 pm

The machine gives you an authentic italian spaghetti dish, topped with a novelty italian flag and cheese.

I put in a bottle of snake oil.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:05 pm

The machine dispenses a man who claims he can make it rain.

I insert William Devane.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:49 pm

plunderbird wrote:
Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:54 pm
The machine plays the Yugoslavian national anthem.

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy)
Lets get back on topic. THIS was the last post. NOT "I put a can of spam into the machine." I like this topic, as it's fun. PLEASE try to keep the flow going, and not just jump to any post you see fit. :evil: :evil: :twisted:
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:45 am

plunderbird wrote:
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:49 pm
:evil: :evil: :twisted:
Well alright then.
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That said, I echo. Please always look for the latest reply in topics such as this ;)
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I insert William Devane.
The machine gives you tiny hand-held space-ship.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:34 am

Flake wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:45 am
I put in a Boeing F/A-18A Hornet Auxiliary Power Unit.
The machine gains the ability to power itself without having to be plugged in.

I insert a flake of Flake.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by ZyreaxGaming_YT » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:20 pm

The machine gives you a Marco Simoncelli Hat, and sheds a tear.

I insert the honda logo
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:53 pm

The machine dispenses several elderly people.

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy) on behalf of plunderbird.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:04 am

Patrick31337 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:53 pm
I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy) on behalf of plunderbird.
The machine dispenses Michael Winslow holding a can of spam.

I insert a slice of room-temperature pizza.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by plunderbird » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:13 pm

The machine plays the TMNT theme.

I insert a TR3 B.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:15 am

The machine pumps out a dead thread.

I insert said dead thread.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:59 am

the machine says "clear", makes a zapping noise and outputs a resurrected thread

I insert a "Bic" brand ink pen
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by waspe414 » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:22 pm

The machine whirrs, then flicks the disassembled pen's spring back at you.

I insert an infinite set containing all infinite sets.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:06 pm

The machine spits out the Mandelbrot set.

You try to father the infinite spectrum of the set and your brain leaks out your ears.

I insert the YSFlight source code.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by decaff_42 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:00 am

The machine spits back an error.

I insert 1 gallon of JP-5
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:28 am

The vending machine launches into orbit.

A replacement is ordered and installed.

I insert the tax invoice for the new vending machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Spellbound » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:30 pm

It spits out an F-16 leading edge slat.


I insert an FN FAL Mag.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:27 pm

The machine goes to war, dispensing justice to its nations' enemies, and then returns home and its quiet life in a small town convenience store.

I insert a $2 bill.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:32 pm

The machine spits out $2 worth of coins in a foreign currency.

I insert a shark.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:52 pm

The machine unleashes a copy of Sharknado.

I insert a coupon for a free milkshake with the purchase of any value meal worth $7 or more.

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