[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

[Neocon]

The machine dispenses a Martini–Henry rifle.

I insert three grams of garlic powder.

[Flake]

The machine gives you an authentic italian spaghetti dish, topped with a novelty italian flag and cheese.

I put in a bottle of snake oil.

[Neocon]

The machine dispenses a man who claims he can make it rain.

I insert William Devane.

[plunderbird]

The machine plays the Yugoslavian national anthem.

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy)

Lets get back on topic. THIS was the last post. NOT "I put a can of spam into the machine." I like this topic, as it's fun. PLEASE try to keep the flow going, and not just jump to any post you see fit.

[Flake]

Well alright then.
Mistakes happen, plunderbird.

That said, I echo. Please always look for the latest reply in topics such as this

I insert William Devane.

The machine gives you tiny hand-held space-ship.

I put in a Boeing F/A-18A Hornet Auxiliary Power Unit.

[Sierra]

I put in a Boeing F/A-18A Hornet Auxiliary Power Unit.

The machine gains the ability to power itself without having to be plugged in.

I insert a flake of Flake.

[ZyreaxGaming_YT]

The machine gives you a Marco Simoncelli Hat, and sheds a tear.

I insert the honda logo

[Neocon]

The machine dispenses several elderly people.

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy) on behalf of plunderbird.

[Sierra]

I insert Michael Winslow (The sound effects guy) on behalf of plunderbird.

The machine dispenses Michael Winslow holding a can of spam.

I insert a slice of room-temperature pizza.

[plunderbird]

The machine plays the TMNT theme.

I insert a TR3 B.

[Sierra]

The machine pumps out a dead thread.

I insert said dead thread.

[Ace Lord]

the machine says "clear", makes a zapping noise and outputs a resurrected thread

I insert a "Bic" brand ink pen

[waspe414]

The machine whirrs, then flicks the disassembled pen's spring back at you.

I insert an infinite set containing all infinite sets.

[Flake]

The machine spits out the Mandelbrot set.

You try to father the infinite spectrum of the set and your brain leaks out your ears.

I insert the YSFlight source code.

[decaff_42]

The machine spits back an error.

I insert 1 gallon of JP-5

[Flake]

The vending machine launches into orbit.

A replacement is ordered and installed.

I insert the tax invoice for the new vending machine.

[Spellbound]

It spits out an F-16 leading edge slat.


I insert an FN FAL Mag.

[Neocon]

The machine goes to war, dispensing justice to its nations' enemies, and then returns home and its quiet life in a small town convenience store.

I insert a $2 bill.

[Sierra]

The machine spits out $2 worth of coins in a foreign currency.

I insert a shark.

[Neocon]

The machine unleashes a copy of Sharknado.

I insert a coupon for a free milkshake with the purchase of any value meal worth $7 or more.