[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:45 am

The machine judgmentally dispenses a box of Metformin tablets.

I insert a pineapple into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by decaff_42 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:56 am

A Baby Seal comes flying out.

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:05 am

The front panel of the machine opens and Tigershark steps out.

I step into the machine and the front panel closes behind me.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Sierra » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:25 am

The machine asks "Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?"

I insert the machine into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Ace Lord » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:18 am

The machine implodes and must be replaced yet again.

I insert the bill of sale for the second replacement machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Flake » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:41 am

The machine prints out a blank warranty card to be filled in by the management.

I shred the card and put the trash in the bin. Who needs warranty with our infinite budget?

I insert a Benjamin Franklin into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by Neocon » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:01 am

The machine ejects a Benjamin Disralie.

I insert a Benjamin Harrison.
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