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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:45 am
by Sierra
The machine judgmentally dispenses a box of Metformin tablets.

I insert a pineapple into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:56 am
by decaff_42
A Baby Seal comes flying out.

I put in an F-20.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:05 am
by Neocon
The front panel of the machine opens and Tigershark steps out.

I step into the machine and the front panel closes behind me.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:25 am
by Sierra
The machine asks "Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?"

I insert the machine into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:18 am
by Ace Lord
The machine implodes and must be replaced yet again.

I insert the bill of sale for the second replacement machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:41 am
by Flake
The machine prints out a blank warranty card to be filled in by the management.

I shred the card and put the trash in the bin. Who needs warranty with our infinite budget?

I insert a Benjamin Franklin into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:01 am
by Neocon
The machine ejects a Benjamin Disralie.

I insert a Benjamin Harrison.