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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:43 pm
by iqmal_97
The machine sputters and dies. After it reboots itself a piece of paper is printed at the back with 'pls no buly polan' written on it
I put in a piece of fossilized Velociraptor bone into the machine...
hides behind a bush whilst hoping for a live Velociraptor to come out
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:08 pm
by Neocon
A Velociraptor comes out of the machine, but it is a Ford VelociRaptor and quickly breaks down on the side of the road.
I insert a chainsaw.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:31 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine begins dispensing sawdust mixed with a spray of blood and body parts
I insert a nail gun.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:35 pm
by Sierra
Ace Lord wrote: ↑Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:31 pm
I insert a nail gun.
The machine dispenses a decently constructed wood house.
I insert Sierra into the machine.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:25 pm
by Neocon
The machine dispenses a can of Sierra Mist.
I insert a tool box.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:02 pm
by waspe414
The machine dispenses a decently deconstructed wooden house. You spend several minutes clearing the floor of 2x4s.
I insert this thread into the machine on a LaserDisc™.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:23 am
by Flake
The machine spits back an instruction manual, on BetaMax.
I put in two shirt buttons.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:18 pm
by PilotC
The Machine tries to find two pairs of the same socks, but fails.
I put in a F-35 Demo Team Sticker.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:06 pm
by Kujo
The machine vends a thinking emoji from the team to your snapchat.
I put in a lime and a coconut
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:34 pm
by Krux
The machine spills out a coconut vodka with lime
I put a math test
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:46 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses a note demanding an additional input of rice.
I insert one bowl of rice as per the machine's previous output.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:07 pm
by plunderbird
The machine spits out a bit of paper, with the number 42 on.
I insert a model F22.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:44 pm
by Sierra
plunderbird wrote: ↑Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:07 pm
I insert a model F22.
The machine dispenses a model F35
I insert a king LT into the machine
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:23 am
by Flake
The machine gives you 5000 soda straws and a note that says "start stabbing".
I put in 5000 empty aluminium cans.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:28 am
by The Second Maverick
The machine dispenses 5000 aluminium cans filled with beefs.
I insert an M1 Abrams tank
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:54 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses a Landship, Male, Mark 1.
I insert a Fokker Dr.1 Triplane
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:59 pm
by plunderbird
The machine dispenses a red Fokker 50.
I insert Holly from Red Dwarf.
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:22 pm
by Thomascook221
plunderbird wrote: ↑Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:59 pm
I insert Holly from Red Dwarf.
The machine dispense a paper with Holly of Red Dwarf Face's
I Put in Tom the cat [From Tom&Jerry off course]
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:15 pm
by Krux
The machine releases an unholy scream of pain
I put in a bill
Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:07 pm
by Sierra
Science rules.
I insert my sanity into the machine.