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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:21 am
by Neocon
The machine dispenses a brown cow.

I insert the brown cow back into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:33 am
by Flake
The machine puts the chocolate milk back into the cow. Do not ask how.

I put the jar of vegemite back into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:04 am
by Neocon
The machine dispenses a folded Australian flag while playing a Men at Work song.

I insert a text book concerning causality loops and paradoxical situations into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:55 am
by Flake
The machine duplicates itself.

I put the machine into the machine.

I think we broke the game!

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:07 am
by Neocon
The entire universe grows dark as, one by one, the stars burn out. The machine explodes, providing the only light that is left. The explosion wave reaches the very edges of the universe. Inside the explosion wave a new universe, identical to the previous one, appears, complete with the vending machine you placed inside the original machine. The game continues.

That's right. We are new us'es in the original machine that the original us'es destroyed!

I place a bag of strawberries into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:19 am
by The Second Maverick
It dispenses a ton of them.

I insert a jar of pickles.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:08 am
by Greenhorn
The machine spits out a man in a suit in the fetal position, yelling repeatedly: "SOLENYA, HE'S COMING!"

I insert an Oreo and a glass of milk.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
by Sierra
The machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:56 pm
by plunderbird
Patrick31337 wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:53 pm
plunderbird wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm
I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.



Well it almost worked.. Waiting for someone to say it spat out Godzilla. ;)

Also R.I.P. Haruo Nakajima, the original Godzilla suit actor, who died yesterday. :cry:

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:59 pm
by plunderbird
Sierra wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
Sierra wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
The machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.
The machine starts to play the latest pop music.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:24 pm
by Neocon
The machine produces a pair of sonic sunglasses.

I insert a toilet plunger, mixing whisk, and pepper shaker.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:22 am
by plunderbird
The machine produces, a pepper shaker sized Dalek.

I put in a model B52.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:38 am
by Flake
You get one coupon for a ride on a real B52.

I put in an SD card.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:05 am
by The Second Maverick
The machine spits out a paper that says, "Error : Storage is full, please delete some files."

I put in a Pizza.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:44 am
by plunderbird
You get Mikey, from TMNT.

I put in a Helium balloon.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:34 pm
by Nodoka Hanamura
You get a Model of the USS Akron.

I put in 30 JPY (Yen) (in coins)

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:53 am
by The Second Maverick
The machine spits out $696,696.

I insert Big Smoke from GTA SA.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:46 am
by Flake
The machine blares out loud: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

I insert a train into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:01 am
by Greenhorn
The machine blares out loud: "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!"

I insert two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:32 am
by Sierra
The machine dispenses an insulin pump and glucometer

I insert a pack of caffeine tablets into the machine