Page 1 of 9

[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am
by Flake
So this is a game I've seen on other forums, it follows a TPBM style format.

You put something into the machine, the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine.
Example wrote:I put in some Mountain Dew.

----

The vending machine spits out a dank meme.

I put in a guitar string...
Let's begin.

I put in tree fiddy.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am
by Sierra
Flake wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am
I put in tree fiddy.
The machine rumbles a bit, and spits out a slightly damp sock. Strangely enough, there is a mars bar inside the sock.


I put in a twenty dollar bill.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:48 am
by Ace Lord
Sierra wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am
I put in a twenty dollar bill.
The machine dispenses two bottlecaps.

I insert a poor-condition .32 caliber revolver.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am
by MD5Ray01
The machine dispenses five 30mm shells.
I insert two 20mm shells.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:55 am
by Neocon
MD5Ray01 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am
I insert two 20mm shells.
The machine dispenses a pile of rubble.

I insert a fiddle made of gold.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am
by Flake
The machines spits out the pick of destiny.

I put in chocolate milk.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:10 pm
by Sierra
Flake wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am
I put in chocolate milk.
The machine spits out a continuous, near endless stream of chocolate milk.

I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pm
by Thomascook221
Sierra wrote: I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
The machine dispenses a book that's contain your dreams

I put in a SD Card

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:50 pm
by Neocon
Thomascook221 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pm
I put in a SD Card
The machine prints out a message reading, "ERROR: Please format card to continue."

I insert the recipe for chocolate cake.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:51 pm
by Flake
The machine lies to you.

I put a gas lighter.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm
by Zack
The machine gives you a flame thrower.

I put in a united airlines ticket.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm
by Neocon
Zack wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm
I put in a united airlines ticket.
The machine dispenses a beating to you in self defense.

I insert a crisp $1 bill.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:06 pm
by Sierra
Patrick31337 wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm
I insert a crisp $1 bill.
An overdue, uncited, grammatically incorrect assignment pops out of the machine.

I insert a YSFHQ admin into the machine. What have I done.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm
by Ace Lord
The machine dispenses one of five pieces required to construct the Holy Hammer of Ban.

I insert a handful of watermelon seeds

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:20 pm
by Neocon
Ace Lord wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm
I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
The machine spits watermelon seeds at a world-record-breaking distance.

I insert an insult about the vending machine's reliability.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:54 pm
by plunderbird
The machine prints out an insult to your mom.

I put in a 3D render of Godzilla.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:48 pm
by Flake
The machine returns a Japanese Flag.

I put in a submarine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am
by iqmal_97
The machine spits out nothing. Inshtead it releashes one sholid PING! Mosht likely from a shub's shonar.

I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:23 am
by Neocon
iqmal_97 wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am
I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
The machine spits out a whole, live fish.
I put a Lynyrd Skynyrd CD into the machine.

Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:53 am
by Flake
The machine spits out a can of Budweiser.

I put a can of spam into the machine.