XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter
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XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter
Are you tired of losing your car keys and not being able to track them? Good News! I am proud to present my new XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter. Named after the Hero Harambe, our CAG paint has made its public debut. The aircraft is made from 100% recycled Nokia phones, making it 110% indestructible giving it a 10% advantage over 100% indestructible aircraft. Each seat is crafted from the incredible technology of The incredible Mighty Thirsty Sponge, absorbing all objects other than the pilots into a black hole. Fuel injected OxiClean gives the engine superior performance all while allowing the pilot to complete a load of laundry while dog fighting. (Cold Wash only) The XFS-17 Stealth fighter incorporates a 2 seat cockpit, giving the pilots an unparalleled ability to pump gas from either side. Also, you'll notice the leading spike, a design inspired from the bayonet age. The xxXX_TOP SECRET_XXxx propeller designed was inspired from pizza slices, and the pepperoni factor gives the engine more horse power than the starting line up of every horse in the world. The XFS Super Cessna is capable of Mach 6.8, and its missiles, the TXR-DN have a 110% hit ratio, launching at an impressive 3.33 (repeating of course) times the speed of light, giving it an instant hit. Other features include vectored turbo prop thrust giving it the ability to turn around on a dime in 2 feet all while swiveling around a gyro cockpit. Finally, this aircraft is able to utilize the Jake from State Farm Effect more efficiently than any other fighter aircraft before it. Enjoy!
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WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, excessive lower back pain, receding hairline, dank memes, mild missile spamming, QUICK SCOPE. Talk to your doctor if XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter is right for you.
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Are shamwow retrofits available?
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Sentinel182 wrote: at the moment im this many years
*middle finger*
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Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
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Relax and keep your chill. That is all I have to say.Nodoka Hanamura wrote:Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
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Nodoka Hanamura wrote:Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
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As an owner of a Nokia phone, this line had me SOLD!!!!!!!!Coop wrote:100% recycled Nokia phones
5/7 would've tasted better with rice
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(Not sure if it's a post about being butthurt or being thankful for this amazing thread that Harambe himself has given upon the HQ) Either way you have to admit that the Super Cessna Harambe Fighter shall rule the skies with it's amazing Jake from State Farm capabilitiesZyreaxGaming_YT wrote:*thing*
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