XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

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XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by PilotC » Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:55 am

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Are you tired of losing your car keys and not being able to track them? Good News! I am proud to present my new XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter. Named after the Hero Harambe, our CAG paint has made its public debut. The aircraft is made from 100% recycled Nokia phones, making it 110% indestructible giving it a 10% advantage over 100% indestructible aircraft. Each seat is crafted from the incredible technology of The incredible Mighty Thirsty Sponge, absorbing all objects other than the pilots into a black hole. Fuel injected OxiClean gives the engine superior performance all while allowing the pilot to complete a load of laundry while dog fighting. (Cold Wash only) The XFS-17 Stealth fighter incorporates a 2 seat cockpit, giving the pilots an unparalleled ability to pump gas from either side. Also, you'll notice the leading spike, a design inspired from the bayonet age. The xxXX_TOP SECRET_XXxx propeller designed was inspired from pizza slices, and the pepperoni factor gives the engine more horse power than the starting line up of every horse in the world. The XFS Super Cessna is capable of Mach 6.8, and its missiles, the TXR-DN have a 110% hit ratio, launching at an impressive 3.33 (repeating of course) times the speed of light, giving it an instant hit. Other features include vectored turbo prop thrust giving it the ability to turn around on a dime in 2 feet all while swiveling around a gyro cockpit. Finally, this aircraft is able to utilize the Jake from State Farm Effect more efficiently than any other fighter aircraft before it. Enjoy!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE:
If your order in the next square root of (.090990800B556677Tr234) seconds, you'll get a second XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter absolutely free, just pay 25 payments of $49.99. (Shipping not included)***Harambe not included***

WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, excessive lower back pain, receding hairline, dank memes, mild missile spamming, QUICK SCOPE. Talk to your doctor if XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter is right for you.
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Vic Viper » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:22 am

Now I know who was on the server that day :lol: Don't piss off Coop guys!
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Flake » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:36 am

Well that's one way of doing things. :lol:
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by VNAF ONE » Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:40 pm

This is literally one of Discord's greatest creations!
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Zack » Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:22 pm

I Just ordered 18 off of Edank.cum I Cant Wait To Get Them!


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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Ace Lord » Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:21 pm

Completely surprised that this thread isn't locked since the ROFL counter is clicking at about 420 danks/second
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Copperhead » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:51 pm

This message has been approved by Copperhead, I am a non-attorney spokesperson, and also a fake doctor.

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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by megaprime13 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:15 am

I'd like to order 69 of these magnificent aircraft for my army of noodle throwers.
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Monoceros » Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:23 pm

What...the. Hell?!?
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Nodoka Hanamura » Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:48 pm

Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Kujo » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:11 pm

Nodoka Hanamura wrote:
Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.
Relax and keep your chill. That is all I have to say.
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Zack » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:42 pm

Nodoka Hanamura wrote:
Monoceros wrote:What...the. Hell?!?
Don't try to question it, Monoceros. It won't end well.
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Dragon_Mech » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:43 am

can't.....stop.....LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by iqmal_97 » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:51 am

Coop wrote:100% recycled Nokia phones
As an owner of a Nokia phone, this line had me SOLD!!!!!!!!

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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by ZyreaxGaming_YT » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:42 pm

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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by PilotC » Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:21 pm

ZyreaxGaming_YT wrote:Image
Huh?
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Darkness-Of-Enigma » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:10 pm

Excellent, magnificent, beautiful, sublime, amazing !! I'm speechless!!! :D
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Kujo » Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:12 pm

ZyreaxGaming_YT wrote:*thing*
(Not sure if it's a post about being butthurt or being thankful for this amazing thread that Harambe himself has given upon the HQ) Either way you have to admit that the Super Cessna Harambe Fighter shall rule the skies with it's amazing Jake from State Farm capabilities :lol:
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Flake » Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:38 am

It think it was an "OH YEAH!" but he couldn't find a good gif. :?:
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Re: XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter

Post by Fishie » Tue Dec 13, 2016 10:27 am

So where's the download link?
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