Are you tired of losing your car keys and not being able to track them? Good News! I am proud to present my new XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter. Named after the Hero Harambe, our CAG paint has made its public debut. The aircraft is made from 100% recycled Nokia phones, making it 110% indestructible giving it a 10% advantage over 100% indestructible aircraft. Each seat is crafted from the incredible technology of The incredible Mighty Thirsty Sponge, absorbing all objects other than the pilots into a black hole. Fuel injected OxiClean gives the engine superior performance all while allowing the pilot to complete a load of laundry while dog fighting. (Cold Wash only) The XFS-17 Stealth fighter incorporates a 2 seat cockpit, giving the pilots an unparalleled ability to pump gas from either side. Also, you'll notice the leading spike, a design inspired from the bayonet age. The xxXX_TOP SECRET_XXxx propeller designed was inspired from pizza slices, and the pepperoni factor gives the engine more horse power than the starting line up of every horse in the world. The XFS Super Cessna is capable of Mach 6.8, and its missiles, the TXR-DN have a 110% hit ratio, launching at an impressive 3.33 (repeating of course) times the speed of light, giving it an instant hit. Other features include vectored turbo prop thrust giving it the ability to turn around on a dime in 2 feet all while swiveling around a gyro cockpit. Finally, this aircraft is able to utilize the Jake from State Farm Effect more efficiently than any other fighter aircraft before it. Enjoy!
BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE:
If your order in the next square root of (.090990800B556677Tr234) seconds, you'll get a second XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter absolutely free, just pay 25 payments of $49.99. (Shipping not included)***Harambe not included***
WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, excessive lower back pain, receding hairline, dank memes, mild missile spamming, QUICK SCOPE. Talk to your doctor if XFS-17 Fighting Super Cessna Harambe Fighter is right for you.
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