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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Gunny » Thu May 02, 2013 8:32 pm

Attributed to me:
I never met an airplane I didn't like.But theres been a few co-pilots I could have done without. ;)
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Honey Badger » Fri May 03, 2013 3:58 am

So many I could post but get temp banned for. Gotta love Conservative, Catholic, gun toting humor. Here's my non political quote.
River Song wrote:Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Cobalt09 » Sat May 04, 2013 11:56 pm

An old man just bought a new Corvette and was speeding on the highway when he got pulled over. The cop walked up to him and said "This is your lucky day, if you can give me a good enough reason, I won't give you a ticket." The old man replied to him "Well, you see, a few weeks ago my wife ran off with a cop, I thought you were trying to bring her back!"
he supreme commanders from the army, the navy and the air force are arguing who's the bravest out of the 3.

Army commander calls a random private and orders him to get under a rolling tank.
"Yes, sir!"
The private answers and crawls under the tank. With a disgusting noise and sight he dies... "bravely".
"See? Who's the bravest, huh?!"

Navy commander laughs and jeers the army commander, calls one of his sea cadets and orders him to dive underwater and get himself sucked into an aircraft carrier engine.
"Yes, sir!"
The cadet answers and does it. The water goes all red.
"See? Who's the bravest now, huh?!"

Then the Air Force commander, with a quiet tone of voice calls one of his pilots and orders him to stand still in front of a jet that's about to take off. But surprisingly, the answer was:
"*@#^ you, $#@#%! I'm not doing that %@@%! Why don't you try, @%^[email protected]%$^!"

The army and the navy commanders' jaws drop in surprise.

Then the Air Force commander says:


"...Who's the bravest now?"
Am I back? Probably not.

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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by decaff_42 » Mon May 06, 2013 1:19 am

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by lorDuckFeet » Tue May 07, 2013 4:31 pm

""The more we we raise, the less we seem to the eyes of those who can not fly".

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Post by decaff_42 » Tue May 07, 2013 4:32 pm

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by decaff_42 » Sun May 19, 2013 9:57 pm

Come on people, lets keep this thing going!

YOLO: You only Lack Originality

What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If the ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by Honey Badger » Sun May 19, 2013 10:37 pm

"I'm here to eat cookies and kick ass....and I just ate my last cookie..."-David Tennant as the 10th (now 11th) Doctor.
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Post by decaff_42 » Wed May 22, 2013 8:55 pm

One I stumbled across yesterday
Well, that's like molasses on open clockwork
Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.
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Post by decaff_42 » Fri May 24, 2013 5:17 pm

You know they say that its whats on the inside that matters…I tend to agree. It would be hard to look beautiful without your internal organs.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by lorDuckFeet » Fri May 24, 2013 9:30 pm

"Take pictures, enjoy, flirt, compliment, sigh, point, admire, finally seize opportunities when one is near them, so that one day miss and not sorrow for failing to have done it."

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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by decaff_42 » Sat May 25, 2013 8:58 pm

Scott Adams (aka, the guy who draws Dilbert) wrote:Credit cards are the crack cocaine of the financial world.

Sometimes the truth must be sacrificed to make excellent points
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Post by MD5Ray01 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:21 am

One of my favorite quotes from the game Nuclear Strike:
General Earle wrote:Nuclear devices come in all shapes and size, just like the lunatics who use them. Anyone who tells you the threat of thermonuclear war is over is a fool, an enemy, or both."
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Post by decaff_42 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:48 am

Person A: Where did you come from?
Person B: 45 years ago, an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by ZyreaxGaming_YT » Sun May 14, 2017 2:43 pm

Man must rise above the Earth — to the top of the atmosphere and beyond — for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives.

— Socrates
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Post by Krux » Sun May 14, 2017 2:55 pm

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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Post by ZyreaxGaming_YT » Sun May 14, 2017 3:11 pm

^HOCKEY^
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Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction. ~ John F. Kennedy

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Post by Margatroid » Sun May 14, 2017 10:09 pm

"The greatest thing about the internet, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." - George Washington.
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Re: Quotes of the Day

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Re: Quotes of the Day

Post by MD5Ray01 » Mon May 15, 2017 12:38 am

"We were blind to the truth once. So I tell you this, as one fool to another. Light, Dark, it doesn't matter.
What matters is how you choose to use them."
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