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mis·cel·la·ne·a - pl.n.: Miscellaneous items or written works collected together.
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by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am
So this is a game I've seen on other forums, it follows a TPBM style format.
You put something into the machine, the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine.
Example wrote:I put in some Mountain Dew.
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The vending machine spits out a dank meme.
I put in a guitar string...
Let's begin.
I put in tree fiddy.
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by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am
Flake wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 am
I put in tree fiddy.
The machine rumbles a bit, and spits out a slightly damp sock. Strangely enough, there is a mars bar inside the sock.
I put in a twenty dollar bill.
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by Ace Lord » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:48 am
Sierra wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 am
I put in a twenty dollar bill.
The machine dispenses two bottlecaps.
I insert a poor-condition .32 caliber revolver.
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by MD5Ray01 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am
The machine dispenses five 30mm shells.
I insert two 20mm shells.
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by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:55 am
MD5Ray01 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 am
I insert two 20mm shells.
The machine dispenses a pile of rubble.
I insert a fiddle made of gold.
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by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am
The machines spits out the pick of destiny.
I put in chocolate milk.
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by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:10 pm
Flake wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 am
I put in chocolate milk.
The machine spits out a continuous, near endless stream of chocolate milk.
I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
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by Thomascook221 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pm
Sierra wrote:
I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
The machine dispenses a book that's contain your dreams
I put in a SD Card
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by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:50 pm
The machine prints out a message reading, "ERROR: Please format card to continue."
I insert the recipe for chocolate cake.
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by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:51 pm
The machine lies to you.
I put a gas lighter.
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by Zack » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm
The machine gives you a flame thrower.
I put in a united airlines ticket.
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by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm
Zack wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pm
I put in a united airlines ticket.
The machine dispenses a beating to you in self defense.
I insert a crisp $1 bill.
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by Sierra » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:06 pm
Patrick31337 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm
I insert a crisp $1 bill.
An overdue, uncited, grammatically incorrect assignment pops out of the machine.
I insert a YSFHQ admin into the machine. What have I done.
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by Ace Lord » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm
The machine dispenses one of five pieces required to construct the Holy Hammer of Ban.
I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
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by Neocon » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:20 pm
Ace Lord wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pm
I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
The machine spits watermelon seeds at a world-record-breaking distance.
I insert an insult about the vending machine's reliability.
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by plunderbird » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:54 pm
The machine prints out an insult to your mom.
I put in a 3D render of Godzilla.
Fliped out of the arena, again!

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by Flake » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:48 pm
The machine returns a Japanese Flag.
I put in a submarine.
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by iqmal_97 » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am
The machine spits out nothing. Inshtead it releashes one sholid PING! Mosht likely from a shub's shonar.
I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
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by Neocon » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:23 am
iqmal_97 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 am
I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
The machine spits out a whole, live fish.
I put a Lynyrd Skynyrd CD into the machine.
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by Flake » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:53 am
The machine spits out a can of Budweiser.
I put a can of spam into the machine.
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