[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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So this is a game I've seen on other forums, it follows a TPBM style format.

You put something into the machine, the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine.
Example wrote:I put in some Mountain Dew.

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The vending machine spits out a dank meme.

I put in a guitar string...
Let's begin.

I put in tree fiddy.
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Flake wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:02 amI put in tree fiddy.
The machine rumbles a bit, and spits out a slightly damp sock. Strangely enough, there is a mars bar inside the sock.


I put in a twenty dollar bill.
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Sierra wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:23 amI put in a twenty dollar bill.
The machine dispenses two bottlecaps.

I insert a poor-condition .32 caliber revolver.
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The machine dispenses five 30mm shells.
I insert two 20mm shells.
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MD5Ray01 wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:07 amI insert two 20mm shells.
The machine dispenses a pile of rubble.

I insert a fiddle made of gold.
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The machines spits out the pick of destiny.

I put in chocolate milk.
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Flake wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:29 amI put in chocolate milk.
The machine spits out a continuous, near endless stream of chocolate milk.

I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
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Sierra wrote: I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.
The machine dispenses a book that's contain your dreams

I put in a SD Card
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Thomascook221 wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 1:22 pmI put in a SD Card
The machine prints out a message reading, "ERROR: Please format card to continue."

I insert the recipe for chocolate cake.
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The machine lies to you.

I put a gas lighter.
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The machine gives you a flame thrower.

I put in a united airlines ticket.
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Zack wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:47 pmI put in a united airlines ticket.
The machine dispenses a beating to you in self defense.

I insert a crisp $1 bill.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:56 pm I insert a crisp $1 bill.
An overdue, uncited, grammatically incorrect assignment pops out of the machine.

I insert a YSFHQ admin into the machine. What have I done.
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The machine dispenses one of five pieces required to construct the Holy Hammer of Ban.

I insert a handful of watermelon seeds
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Ace Lord wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:15 pmI insert a handful of watermelon seeds
The machine spits watermelon seeds at a world-record-breaking distance.

I insert an insult about the vending machine's reliability.
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The machine prints out an insult to your mom.

I put in a 3D render of Godzilla.
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The machine returns a Japanese Flag.

I put in a submarine.
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The machine spits out nothing. Inshtead it releashes one sholid PING! Mosht likely from a shub's shonar.

I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
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iqmal_97 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:14 amI put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.
The machine spits out a whole, live fish.
I put a Lynyrd Skynyrd CD into the machine.
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The machine spits out a can of Budweiser.

I put a can of spam into the machine.
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