[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

Post by **Neocon** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:37 pm

It is as if nothing were inserted at all.

I insert a dilithium crystal.

Barr · Post by **Barr** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am

The machine dispenses a dilithium powered ointment factory making extra strength Alocane for Sierra

I insert one federation credit...

Sierra · Post by **Sierra** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:48 am

Granny Apple Smith wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am
...extra strength Alocane for Sierra

Forget that, I need fluids, diesel, and an adult. This is beyond fourth degree.

Post by **Neocon** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:30 am

The machine dispenses one bar and three slips of gold-pressed latinum.

I insert a pupper.

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:16 am

Machine returns a lil doggo.

I insert a finger puppet made out of cat hair.

Post by **Neocon** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:26 am

The machine expels a cat puppet made of fingers.

I insert three hundred pounds of refined naquadah.

plunderbird · Post by **plunderbird** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:33 pm

The machine prints out a picture of you as the Joker.

I put in a model of Godzilla (2014).

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:20 am

The machine gives you a lizard talisman.

I put in a Price Fighter Inferno album.

plunderbird · Post by **plunderbird** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:39 pm

The machine gives you a flamethrower.

I put in the lizard token.

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:45 am

Confetti and streamers spew out of the machine, filling the room with the consistency of water.

I put in a cigerette.

Sierra · Post by **Sierra** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:08 am

The machine asks for another.

I insert $5.11

The Second Maverick · Post by **The Second Maverick** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:07 am

It spits out $1.15

I insert a Lamborghini Aventador.

Greenhorn · Post by **Greenhorn** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:25 am

The machine spits out a vent and a door.

I insert a blank sheet of paper.

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:27 pm

The machine spits out a folded paper crane.

I put in a bicycle tyre.

YouTube · Post by **decaff_42** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:46 pm

The machine spits out a punctured bicycle tire.

I put in a tree branch.

plunderbird · Post by **plunderbird** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm

The machine puts out a balsa glider kit.

I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.

Post by **Neocon** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:53 pm

plunderbird wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pm
I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.

The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.

I put a cucumber in the machine.

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:59 pm

The machine gives you back a Zucchini.

I put in one folded Australian National Flag.

Post by **Neocon** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:08 am

The machine dispenses a jar of vegemite.

I insert a Men at Work compact disc.

YouTube · Post by **Flake** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:20 am

All the items in your house suddenly flip upside down.

I put in a glass of chocolate milk.

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