[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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It is as if nothing were inserted at all.

I insert a dilithium crystal.
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The machine dispenses a dilithium powered ointment factory making extra strength Alocane for Sierra

I insert one federation credit...
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Granny Apple Smith wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 am...extra strength Alocane for Sierra
Forget that, I need fluids, diesel, and an adult. This is beyond fourth degree. :cry:
Granny Apple Smith wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:01 amI insert one federation credit...
The machine converts the credit into a bitcoin, and sends it to the wrong wallet.

I insert a dogecoin into the machine
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The machine dispenses one bar and three slips of gold-pressed latinum.

I insert a pupper.
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Machine returns a lil doggo.

I insert a finger puppet made out of cat hair.
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The machine expels a cat puppet made of fingers.

I insert three hundred pounds of refined naquadah.
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The machine prints out a picture of you as the Joker.

I put in a model of Godzilla (2014).
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The machine gives you a lizard talisman.

I put in a Price Fighter Inferno album.
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The machine gives you a flamethrower.

I put in the lizard token.
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Confetti and streamers spew out of the machine, filling the room with the consistency of water.

I put in a cigerette.
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The machine asks for another.

I insert $5.11
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It spits out $1.15

I insert a Lamborghini Aventador.
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The machine spits out a vent and a door.

I insert a blank sheet of paper.
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The machine spits out a folded paper crane.

I put in a bicycle tyre.
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The machine spits out a punctured bicycle tire.

I put in a tree branch.
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The machine puts out a balsa glider kit.

I put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
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plunderbird wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pmI put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.

I put a cucumber in the machine.
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The machine gives you back a Zucchini.

I put in one folded Australian National Flag.
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The machine dispenses a jar of vegemite.

I insert a Men at Work compact disc.
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All the items in your house suddenly flip upside down.

I put in a glass of chocolate milk.
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