[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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The machine dispenses a brown cow.

I insert the brown cow back into the machine.
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The machine puts the chocolate milk back into the cow. Do not ask how.

I put the jar of vegemite back into the machine.
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The machine dispenses a folded Australian flag while playing a Men at Work song.

I insert a text book concerning causality loops and paradoxical situations into the machine.
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The machine duplicates itself.

I put the machine into the machine.

I think we broke the game!
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The entire universe grows dark as, one by one, the stars burn out. The machine explodes, providing the only light that is left. The explosion wave reaches the very edges of the universe. Inside the explosion wave a new universe, identical to the previous one, appears, complete with the vending machine you placed inside the original machine. The game continues.

That's right. We are new us'es in the original machine that the original us'es destroyed!

I place a bag of strawberries into the machine.
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It dispenses a ton of them.

I insert a jar of pickles.
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The machine spits out a man in a suit in the fetal position, yelling repeatedly: "SOLENYA, HE'S COMING!"

I insert an Oreo and a glass of milk.
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The machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:53 pm
plunderbird wrote: Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:16 pmI put in a lizard and some radioactive waist.
The machine spits out a radioactive lizard and some radioactive elbows.



Well it almost worked.. Waiting for someone to say it spat out Godzilla. ;)

Also R.I.P. Haruo Nakajima, the original Godzilla suit actor, who died yesterday. :cry:
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Sierra wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pm
Sierra wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:54 pmThe machine pops out a coupon for a good time

I insert said coupon into the machine.
The machine starts to play the latest pop music.

I put in a sonic screwdriver.
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The machine produces a pair of sonic sunglasses.

I insert a toilet plunger, mixing whisk, and pepper shaker.
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The machine produces, a pepper shaker sized Dalek.

I put in a model B52.
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You get one coupon for a ride on a real B52.

I put in an SD card.
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The machine spits out a paper that says, "Error : Storage is full, please delete some files."

I put in a Pizza.
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You get Mikey, from TMNT.

I put in a Helium balloon.
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You get a Model of the USS Akron.

I put in 30 JPY (Yen) (in coins)
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The machine spits out $696,696.

I insert Big Smoke from GTA SA.
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The machine blares out loud: "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL"

I insert a train into the machine.
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The machine blares out loud: "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!"

I insert two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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The machine dispenses an insulin pump and glucometer

I insert a pack of caffeine tablets into the machine
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