[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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It spits out gas that made me cannot sleep.

I insert the Grove Street Family gang.

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I insert two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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The machine gives you a pumpkin spice latte.

I put a bottle of wine into the machine.
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Flake wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:58 am I put a bottle of wine into the machine.
The Machine dispense a truck of bottle

I Put in Tom the cat again ...
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The machine dispenses an extremely EXCITED furry

I insert said furry into the machine
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Sierra wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:00 pmThe machine dispenses an extremely aroused furry
PG Forum Sierra...
Sierra wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:00 pmI insert said furry into the machine
I bludgeon the fucker to death.

I put in a manual for "standards of public decency".
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The machine says something, but it is a censor "bleep".

I insert a Gadsden "Don't Tread on Me" flag.
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The machine falls on your foot.

I stand the machine back up, then insert a roll of duct tape.
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The machine spits out a duct tape boat.

I insert a beanie hat into the machine.
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The machine gives you a fire mixtape from crompton.

TPBM will put this statement into the vending machine.
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The machine dispenses 200 likes on sound cloud.
I insert one ban for Flake for veering off topic
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Machine dispenses a paper saying that Flake has now earned Supreme Overlord status and everyone on this forum would have to concede to his every whim.

Also a footnote proposing a 30 second ban on Granny Apple Smith for not updating his sig.

I insert a peanut into the machine.
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The machine sends out a coconut.

I put the coconut back into the machine.
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The machine sends out a coconut.

I put the coconut back into the machine.
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The machine sprays you with a hail of coconut shavings until you flee.

I feed the coconut shavings back into the machine.
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The machine gives you a ticket for an all expenses paid holiday to Bali. Just don't bring your boogie board.

I insert a motorcycle into the machine.
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The machine dispenses a Kickstart My Heart single for use on a highway. Plus a warning to not pass by a cop while doing so.

I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.
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The vending machine dispenses a vending machine vending machine.

I put a vending machine vending machine into the vending machine vending machine.

The ride never ends.
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The machine produces a message requesting that people stop inserting things that the machine just expelled.

I rip of the letter, burn it like a red light camera ticket, and insert the ashes of the letter back into the machine.
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The machine dispenses a warrant for your arrest.

I insert a slightly over-ripened banana into the machine.
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The machine spews out a plantain.

I insert old tapes of CHiPs.
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