YSFHQ Dorm

[Sierra]

*She peeks out from her dorm room.*

Do you mind? People are trying to move back in.

Don't mind them, they must have thought that you were Violet or me, and you were already settled in. It's strange, we all suddenly look alike...

*She shrugs, and continues taping kitchen knives to the roombas. Soon, the roomba uprising can begin.*

[Greenhorn]

The robotic cleaners gained self-awareness (again!) and launched themselves into space in search of other intelligent machines.

[Welshy]

The question is will they steal my Cocaine?

[waspe414]

How do you think they got to space in the first place?

[Flake]

/r/ pictures of roombas doing coke.

That is, for science. Of course.

[Neocon]

I just got back from the basement shooting range (irl, it's a 60 mile drive each way). I tried out my new Dixie Gun Works Uberti 1873 Cattleman .45 Colt revolver with 100 rounds of cowboy action ammo. When the gun-slinging robots return from Westworld, I'll be ready.

[waspe414]

The Dorm Cafe is once again open!
Sierra and I are taking over operation from Sera while she's away. I don't know where the Steves went, but we've got Bear to fill the role of cat sous chef.

We have brownies, cookies, fresh bagels, and adorable mini quiches. Hot coffee and tea are at the bar. Tonight is pan-seared salmon, potatos, and asparagus vinaigrette.

[Sierra]

Please do mind the noise, we have a lot of baking to catch up on!







LOTS.

OF.

BAKING.

[Welshy]

Are you doing hash brownies?

[Neocon]

Do you have a Keto menu? Asking for a friend.

[iqmal_97]

Don't mind me. Just figuring out a way on how to setup this table fan made out of parts from the XF-84 ThunderscreeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHH I'd found at the boneyard.

I'd suggest you guys buy some earplugs. Esp. those neighboring me a good few hundred yards or so.

[vandal]

Whats happened to my stuff??

[waspe414]

Princess Vandel, welcome back! The Roombas probably cleaned a little too aggressively. Check the lost and found.
And yeah, Pat, we can accommodate basically any dietary restrictions.

We found a picture of the cafe:

[Welshy]

Whats happened to my stuff??

I thought you'd lost it and would hide away forever after England came 5th in the Six Nations. Therefore I decided to sell it all for Wales tickets!

[waspe414]

Good news: I found one of the Steves. He'd taken up polka in one of the bot's rooms and has been teaching the Roombas. I'm trying to entice him back to the cafe, so if anyone wants to be taught polka by a cat, please sign up.

Bear has taken a liking to making salads (something about batting little bits of food around the counter), so today we have salad nicoise, greens salad with new cheddar and hazelnuts, beet and onion salad, and fresh fruit salad for desert.

I'm going to go see if I can find any of the other Steves in the dorm. I think there are three or four left. If anyone spots them, give me a shout.

[decaff_42]

Great! Now you made me hungry for salad.

[Flake]

Are you doing hash brownies?

I think pushen's making cocaine 0_0

[Sierra]

Nope, no cocaine here! Just coffee and sweets!

Anyways, since it's been awhile since the menu has been updated, we've decided to change things up a bit!

[halberdier25]

where is my roomba train

[Styk]

Choo choo here it comes