The Dorm

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mis·cel·la·ne·a - pl.n.: Miscellaneous items or written works collected together.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Nodoka Hanamura » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:59 am

*Hears a Alarm*
SOS-DAN INCOMING!!!
SALUTE!
*Salutes Harunyan*
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:28 pm

Shults Ace One wrote:*Hears a Alarm*
SOS-DAN INCOMING!!!
SALUTE!
*Salutes Harunyan*
Good to see your here. We need the SOS brigade to fill this dorm with fun NOW!!!!
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:39 pm

SOS PARTEEEEH!
DECORATE DA DORM WE GONNA FILL THIS PLACE WITH FUN!
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:01 pm

Requests will be addressed in the order in which they were received. Pie is served.

@Crazy-you're not in the SOS and parties are so cliche.

Now for a Chuck Norris impersonation contest. Give us your best Chuck Norris look/phrase/unlikely heroics and you will receive a free ice cream of your choice. For those who don't know how to perform unlikely heroics-the SOS has released a kickboxing kangaroo into the dorm halls.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Zeus » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:18 pm

If I were to accurately portray Chuck Norris, the kangaroos would leave as fast as they could they second I walked into the door.

And the ice cream would already be served.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Gunny » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:37 pm

Chuck walks in the roos immediately sit than the ghost of John Wayne walks in and Chuck sits with a nod of respect. ;)

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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:38 pm

O.o kickboxing kangaroos!!! Awesome! On that note if I was chuck norris I could chew water into hydrogen and oxygen
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:10 am

If i can potray Chuck Norris, Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Nodoka Hanamura » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:42 am

What's for dinner, harunyan? I'm starving. literally. all i've had are totoro cupcakes. i think i'm addicted to them.. *Eats another totoro cupcake and faints...
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:10 am

Shults Ace One wrote:What's for dinner, harunyan? I'm starving. literally. all i've had are totoro cupcakes. i think i'm addicted to them.. *Eats another totoro cupcake and faints...
you eat all you want to but you have to get past the kickboxing kangaroo, hes currently undefeated
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Dragon029 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:46 am

Hmm, you don't mind if I marinate him and eat him do you? I'm pretty sure he'd taste good. :twisted:
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:15 pm

well yeah you could have kangaroo jerky....oooor you could have a heaping helping of my spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. Because sometimes you just have to get back to the classics.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:43 pm

*sits down next to the kangaroo* well both have a plate!
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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:06 pm

This place reminds me of when I'm done pooping and am out of paper so I have to waddle to the closet and hope no dingleberries drop onto the carpet for the dog to eat.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:30 pm

If I were Chuck I would PWN the boxing kangeroos and Bieber's butt in 0.1 seconds and happily eat my icecream.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Gunny » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:35 pm

At least now you can :D

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Re: The Dorm

Post by iqmal_97 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:13 am

*Knocks down entrance door*

*Looks*

What the heck is going on here.
Hi guyz, new guy in the dorm. Dunno if i ever posted here yet. But anyways, i'll just say hi to every body here and slowly walk to my room which is numbered 297. :shock:
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*Starts unpacking*

Gee, ain't this a bit far out?
So guyz, where should i put my pet T-Rex and my Nuke Bomb my dad gave me for my birthday? :D
And because my room is soo far out, may I use my own personal SegWay to get around?
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:42 pm

@Iqmal you moter powered scooters are not cool enough for a guy who lives in the dorm
I suggest you use mini-lambo.Small but almost just as fast and can fit in a lot of places
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:58 pm

Oh dude i will prefer a segway in these areas. Just watch out for the caltrops i put hidden in the carpet.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:08 pm

Let us hope the carpets are thick
*Hides caltrops in hawkstar's dorm room and watches him cluelessly put his butt on them*
(Insert screaming here)
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