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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:46 am

Boot Lt:Are you sure this is where you put my lunch Gunny? :lol:
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by iqmal_97 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:49 am

"Can anyone help getting me out?"

"Anyone"

"..."

"I'm soo lonely. ;_; "

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Crazypilot » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:21 pm

psssst..psssst..Hey bob did you know there is a prize in that engine intake?
Daaaah uh noope.Bob like prizes :D ...HEY THERE IS NO PRIZE IN HERE ONLY AN... :shock:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:24 am

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:43 am

beautiful. The bird pulls it all together.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:37 am

Wings dont fail me now.Oh quack. :lol:

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by red baron » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:06 pm

Kinda smokey out today :D
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by iqmal_97 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:19 pm

Bird : *Proudface*
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Taskforce 58 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:17 pm

"Bird, 12 O'clock low! Break! BREAK!!"
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by dustydan1995 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:43 pm

Bird: I want to be part of the show
Pilot1: o que é aquele pássaro fazendo (what is that bird doing)
Pilot2: Eu não sei (i don't know)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:09 am

Been a long break but it's back!

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:56 am

What did he do, think the other plane was an approach light?
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Iceman » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:36 pm

Bad joke, Aragorn.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:43 pm

Iceman wrote:Bad joke, Aragorn.
Every picture deserves one.
Iceman wrote:*funny video*
Did the cameraman not see the F-16? He was filming the B-1's take off rather than the tipped over '16.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:28 pm

Let's open this topic to any aviation humor anyone can find. Videos and pictures are permitted so long as they are somewhat appropriate and don't break rules. You don't have to send anything to me. Just post it here so we can laugh about it. Please do your best to stay on topic.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Crazypilot » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:00 am

Looks like the airports about to get it's supply of chopped meat.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by SvenPhantom » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:38 am

I am guessing those birds are either all getting sucked into the engine or angry that one of the females was sucked into the engine.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by iqmal_97 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:20 am

Those are really Angry Birds...
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:28 pm

My mom is obsessed...

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