The Dorm

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:37 am

Do you mind the CCTV in my room.
Enter the room and 24 Cameras are looking at you LIVE.
heh so theres no chance.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Dragon029 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:27 am

halberdier25 wrote:This place reminds me of when I'm done pooping and am out of paper so I have to waddle to the closet and hope no dingleberries drop onto the carpet for the dog to eat.
In such an occasion, I would recommend you take a Heineken mobile.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:35 am

That my friend is one of the cutest things i ever saw.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by iqmal_97 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:08 am

Does anyone around here knows on defusing Cold War Nuclear Bombs?

I think mine's still hot.
My dorm's Air Conditioning Unit is broken, and to make it worse, I accidentally turned my Room Heater to the MAX!!!!
The bomb's been acting weird lately. It's rattling and shaking a lot lately.

I think it's gonna explode...


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Oh GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!! :o
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Dragon029 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:08 am

Get hazmat gear, then try submerging the bomb in water, cutting through the rear with a hacksaw and locating the conventional explosive area of the bomb and removing it - without the conventional explosive, the bomb can't go boom - once it's gone you can rip into the rest of the bomb with relative safety. Just make sure you don't stay in proximity of it for extended periods of time.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Gunny » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:50 am

You should first of all just relax.find a good comfortable place to sit.
Now reach down to touch your toes (thats good) now firmly grab you ankles
take a good deep breath bend a little deeper thats good now.










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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:39 pm

hahaha-we're just going to teleport that sucker somewhere into space-pity you had to lose your present like that-ah well. That's what you get for failing to play responsibly.

Today, our special is stuffed potatoes-with chili or barbeque chicken or pork

Also, I'm going to tie some little rings from the ceiling and whoever can make a paper airplane fly through all 7 of them will win a free batch of brownies
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Justen Not Relevent » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:25 pm

iqmal_97 wrote:Does anyone around here knows on defusing Cold War Nuclear Bombs?

I think mine's still hot.
My dorm's Air Conditioning Unit is broken, and to make it worse, I accidentally turned my Room Heater to the MAX!!!!
The bomb's been acting weird lately. It's rattling and shaking a lot lately.

I think it's gonna explode...


....


Oh GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!! :o
Don't worry... nuclear ordinance takes a lot to go off. Usually. You could probably just throw it in a bonfire and burn all the plastic explosives in it
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Post by iqmal_97 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:32 pm

*feeling disappointed and a bit silly*

T.T False alarm....

Well, the AC and Heater issue was fixed, but the bomb still moving and makes funny noises.
Decided to find out what was really going on, I opened the bomb took a look inside and got a wonderful surprise..MY CAT HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THERE!!! :D

"You little stow-away trying to trick me to our doom!!" :evil:

Anyways after giving my cat food and water, I scavenged the bomb (since it was already opened) and I found 2 rods of radioactive Uranium. :shock:

I decided to keep 1 and put it in my "Really cool, awesome and weird stuff" closet.

So...

What would you guyz do if you had 1 rod of radioactive Uranium? I already have a few suggestions.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:58 pm

Sell it to the highest bidder.

All uranium is radioactive: there are no stable isotopes. The real question is "what's the makeup of this rod?"

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Justen Not Relevent » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:54 am

I thought depleted uranium was a thing...
I assume you're using protective gear? If not, good luck with throwing up the lining to your stomach and intestines, then dying a horrible painful death...
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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:03 am

Depleted U is just U that has had the U-235 (and negligible traces of U-234) taken out. U-235 is the most common isotope we use for fission. U-238 is still radioactive. DU is some 60% less radioactive than naturally occurring U in this part of the galaxy, but U-235 is only something like 0.75% of natural U's mass. Straight up U-235 is highly radioactive and will kill you quickly, but we use DU in airplanes (747's can have up to a half ton of DU as counterweights), medical shielding (DU is almost twice as dense as lead), and as pigmentation. Natural U is still pretty easy to deal with: you can manually handle yellowcake for short periods of time without much concern (especially if you're post-pubescent and masturbate regularly or aren't a woman who wants kids).

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:07 am

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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:16 am

What exactly didn't you understand? You can PM me questions or ask them here or whatever.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:22 am

Guys where is the underground hanger?
I need to park this F-16 somewhere it is clogging up my space and the hole I made for it to take off makes the room so... uh public.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Justen Not Relevent » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:51 am

halberdier25 wrote:especially if you're post-pubescent and masturbate regularly
I want to say something, but I won't.

also, I remember reading something about DU affecting a few Gulf War veterans in nasty ways, but I think it might've been a bit overblown
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:09 am

halberdier25 wrote:What exactly didn't you understand?
Everything.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:13 am

>_<;

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Post by iqmal_97 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:26 am

Yikes, thankfully I'm well aware of it's dangers and have worn my suit when i touch it. ^^

Since this uranium is from the cold war, this Uranium is more likely to be type 235 and 238. *Thnx Wikipedia*

Well, we can sell it to 2 main buyers :
(a) The Government = The right thing to do, but may get less of a profit *but i think i could change that with the use of my negotiation skillz ;) *
(b) The Black Market = Wrong thing to do, especially doing so could cause a Nuclear War. But can get more bang for the buck.

So, i'll leave you guyz to decide. The Uranium ain't gonna sell for themselves you know.

Let the voting begin!! :twisted:

Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go play Canvas Rider :P
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Re: The Dorm

Post by MPP » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:38 am

I'll take that Uranium, if your willing to sell it to me. I do have a use for it once it's Depleted Uranium.
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