The Dorm

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mis·cel·la·ne·a - pl.n.: Miscellaneous items or written works collected together.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:25 pm

since When did all theses animals get here? are we running a zoo or somthing?. looks like it may be time to employ my secret service monkeys

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Re: The Dorm

Post by MPP » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:27 pm

I don't know how these animals got here. Speaking of animals, has anyone seen my wolf? She's gone missing yet again.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:30 pm

MPP wrote:I don't know how these animals got here. Speaking of animals, has anyone seen my wolf? She's gone missing yet again.
Here's a picture to help you find her.
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And this is why I trained my chicken to shoot a 12 gauge gun with a three at a time exploding meat launcher.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:43 pm

Uh guy i was about to leave the dorm but theres a tank barricading the way.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:34 pm

I can't seem to find my dog. help.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by MPP » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:21 pm

Crazypilot wrote:
MPP wrote:I don't know how these animals got here. Speaking of animals, has anyone seen my wolf? She's gone missing yet again.
Here's a picture to help you find her.
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And this is why I trained my chicken to shoot a 12 gauge gun with a three at a time exploding meat launcher.
Don't you dare kill my wolf. She won't hurt anyone in anyway. Just tell me where she is and I'll come collect her.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:35 pm

Thanks, MPP. I just wish it made noise.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by MPP » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:14 pm

It does, but only dogs can hear it...

I think this calls for a......

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:45 pm

Looks like he's punching himself.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Crazypilot » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:25 pm

*Rounds up every animal in the dorm and puts them in different cages right outside the dorm and sets up sign with ''Lost and Found'' *
Anyone who owns an animal and his animal is missing please contact me and I will have your pet delivered to you.Please don't worry your pets are perfectly alright and are acting very tame. :D
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:54 pm

Yup punching is the right term.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:35 am

folks the "bearjacker" has been caught you may now take the dorm of lockdown.
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dont worry he will just be questioned and the released into the wild, no harm will come to him.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Hawkstar » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:58 am

Animals theyre everywhere. Ooh a cat
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Re: The Dorm

Post by MPP » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:33 am

I'll have my wolf back now then. *Picks up wolf* I wonder why she left again. I did train her as a tracker, so maybe she was following the bear...
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Re: The Dorm

Post by iqmal_97 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:13 am

*Grabs Super Cougar keys*

*Grabs flight suit*

I'm gonna go to the grocery store to buy some cat food for me cat. Anyone wanna come or wanna me to buy something?

Oh yeah..the man-dog....

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Honey Badger » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:58 am

He was was flying that Concorde from Heathrow to KLFT.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by skyller2s » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:22 pm

well now thats been taken care off back to working on the 332nd commemorative fleet
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Nodoka Hanamura » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:26 pm

*opens up ADF-01F Cockpit*
Who Put a Box of Totoro Cupcakes in my cockpit?
SEEEERRRRAAAAAAPHHHHIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:29 pm

What the shit is going on here? It's a fucking dorm, not some magical playplace with unicorns who shit candy while galloping on rainbows.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by iqmal_97 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:55 pm

*Lands heli on rooftop*

Hey guyz, I'm back from grocery shop- wow, this place is wrecked...

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Shults got angry again, didn't he?
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