Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

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Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:50 pm

I'll start. Was to playing Flightgear a few minutes ago and realized that my joystick wasn't working. I tried and tried, resetting, selecting another aircraft, untill I finally gave up. I then noticed a critical error: the joystick was unplugged.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by halberdier25 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:01 pm

How the hell is that even remotely embarrassing?

I once puked on a random person on the bus and the next stop wasn't for another mile (it was an express route).

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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Hawkstar » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:13 pm

kicking a ball ad hitting a old lady 6 metres away from me
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Post by Crazypilot » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:07 pm

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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:44 pm

It is when there is a girl your age watching, from a distance, of course.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by red baron » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:02 pm

When I was like 8, my family went to our local minor league baseball game. While there, I asked my mom if I could go see the dugout for the bats, and she said yes. So I actually thought she meant SEE it from the inside, not the outside. So I went with my brother and scooted through the entire row of fat guys to proceed to climb on the top of the dugout to peek over the edge(actually just me, he stood there). I didn't get far, a security guard yelled and got me off, and then my mom was super pissed. I've been trying to forget about it ever since. :D
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:10 pm

The true most embarrassing thing I ever did will not be posted due to the potty humor (public).
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by dustydan1995 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:42 am

I think my embarrising moment was when I was heading down with my family to the oceana airshow, and we missed our turn. so we were stoppped at a red light and I look to my left and I saw an episcopal church near our hotel. without even thinking, I turned to my mom and I said, "mom, whats an ep-is-cop-al church :?: "
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Gunny » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:42 am

I have neither the time,inclination nor web space to list them all.But thankfully non of them got me killed.So far. :D
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by redcell » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:09 am

I farted next to some girl I used to like
like, right next to her and I got a really big boner

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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by iqmal_97 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:59 pm

This happened when I was at Year 6:

Me and my friends are having a good time chillin' out in class. I was having a Grass Jelly drink I recently bought from the canteen. Then, one of them told me a really funny joke. I burst into laughter and when I'm done laughing, I saw a really big grin on everyone's faces. I asked my friend, "Dude, what?"

My friend replied, "Oh, nothing, just nothing...except there's a grass jelly sticking out of your right nostril. That's all"

My face went ruby red after that, because there were girls sitting right next to me.

After that, we all had a good laugh together. Kind to think of it, it was a sweet memory as it was embarrasing. :lol:
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by red baron » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:59 pm

redcell wrote:I farted next to some girl I used to like
like, right next to her and I got a really big boner
lmao :lol:
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by vandal » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:12 pm

Running into a rugby post while trying to score a tri.

Kicking a rugby ball and knocking head teachers coffee out of his hand, not embarrassing for me I guess.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Iceman » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:12 pm

Walking home from the sushi spot. The meal was good, but the place was notorious for giving people the shits.

I have a stomach of iron. Or so I thought. AsI was walking home, I farted a few times. No biggie. It stopped for a while.

And then, I felt a fart buildup. Okay,no problem.So I farted. Then felt something drip down my leg.

The next few minutes of my life from that point was me clenching the hole and running as fast as I can.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Welshy » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:09 am

vandal wrote:Running into a rugby post while trying to score a tri.
Also been done, was moonwalking backwards to piss the other team of lol, same game also scored a swan dive against the English (Needed to be done :P)

Cricket - Got out without facing a ball (it is possible)

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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Dragon029 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:54 am

I know exactly what my most embarrassing thing that's happened to me is, but there's no way I'm letting that loose.

Something slightly embarrassing did happened recently though - I was on my way to Maths C when a friend of mine looked at me and started to run towards the hall that leads to the room. I took this as a race (he's a super fit Samoan, so this was typical of him).

I ran to the corner where the hall started, but as I went to make the turn I slipped sideways on the smooth concrete and fell, right in the middle of like 20 other students. My friend and another cracked their asses laughing, but so did I, in a semi-futile way of brushing it off.

On the inside though I was somewhat shocked - I literally haven't tripped / fallen over in like 5 years - it's an odd thing to keep count of, but while I've stumbled a couple of times, etc, I just have a really good sense of balance - 2 weeks ago I was riding my bike, I went to max gear and the chain slipped along with my footing. I was sort of half riding the frame and struggling to keep it under control. I was about to bump into the gutter, so I got my other foot on the pedal and jumped, landing evenly on my feet, with the bike falling over behind me. That would have felt pro, if I hadn't been for the second or two of looking like an idiot, riding the frame - that sort of balanced it out.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Zeus » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:57 pm

You all are crappy humans.

I don't do embarrassing things.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Hawkstar » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:39 pm

Zeus,

It doesnt mean all funnny stuff are meant to be did. Some are accidentally happening and you wont even know it. Also a 65% that you did something embarrassing too. I can go up to 67 but im not really sure.
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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by halberdier25 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:42 pm

He... was joking...

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Re: Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Done

Post by Zeus » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:15 am

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