The Dorm

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The Dorm

Post by halberdier25 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:57 am

Welcome to the YSHQ's dormitory.

The dormitory exists as a single deck with a single passageway (of arbitrary length) with compartments flanking both sides. Even hatch numbers are to port while odd hatches are to starboard. Rooms 3 through 53 have been knocked down to make space for Seraphim's Café and Timmayx's Winchester Pub, complete with billiards table, pingpong table (with red Solo cups in the locker underneath), and the comfiest couches in front of a very large high-reflectivity projector screen with a 1080p projector. Gaming consoles are provided free of charge, but please be nice to them. Feel free to bring your laptops out into the common area and actually socialize.

Rooms are assigned by user ID. Use the board member list to determine room assignments. The number following a member's user page (after the "viewprofile&u=") determines room assignment. For example: Iceman is in room #2 (immediately across from the watch post), vincent is in room #53, and I am in room #56.

Empty rooms are not to be disturbed and are used for storage. There will be no demolishing of bulkheads between rooms.

Each room has a small galley and unisex handicap-accessible head. WiFi in the dorm has an arbitrarily high bandwidth and 1GBps transfer speed, so you don't have to worry about "clogging the tubes" [keep it clean please~S] (just be sure to use a safe tracker ;) ) or having massive dogfights.

Transportation to and from the Café/Pub is provided by a sledge powered by repurposed Roombas. They also perform the task of delivery of foodstuffs.

Try to keep your clothes on. No one wants to see your hairy butt.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:44 am

See that huge room that says Room 1?

That's mine right there.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Shutter » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:06 pm

Room 67 I guess... I'm waaaaaaaaay down the hall. What's up with that? :?

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:54 pm

I am in Room 70, when I'm not in the Cafe. I will be cooking up a fried chicken feast with root beer floats and potato salad. Donuts are also available for the breakfast crowd.

As dorm mother I will warn you that those who fail to "keep it clean" in here will face severe moderation. Play nice.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:34 pm

No.

*does graffiti*

Haha. I never keep it clean.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:38 pm

than I may not want to be mother of this dorm. I don't need your token "powers".

The cafe is now closed.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:27 pm

What.

No, that's not cool.

I'll clean it.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:04 pm

Okay okay, I'll try to play nice if you do.

But don't expect to visit the cafe until dinner. I have to sort this junk out.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:05 pm

I want lunch.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:35 pm

So do I, I'm starving so have decided to take a break from work to make rice and salmon. I'll make enough for everyone. There will be grilled cheese and soup for those who don't like fish.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Shutter » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:36 pm

Awesome! At least mah room is close to the feast :D

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:19 am

Ha. Even if it is, I'm going to make sure you don't get your feast. I've stationed 2 automatic turrets outside your door. Umad.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Shutter » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:33 pm

I'll just have to sneak in James Bond style then. Your turrets won't even know what hit them. Also, I'm bringing teh vodka.

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:40 pm

There is no vodka in the cafe, and as for the Winchester they generally don't like you bringing your own alcohol to bars and pubs. Man up and pay up.

Today we're having hot subs: meatball, sausage, and cheese-steak.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Shutter » Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:36 pm

Alright well, subs are pretty great :)

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Re: The Dorm

Post by Dragon029 » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:14 am

Room 74 here, not too far away from anything then.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:54 pm

It's super bowl so we're having game time food today. Chicken wings of many varieties, ribs, nachos, chips and dips, and Greek salad and gyros-just for fun.
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Bombcat » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:50 pm

Room 58 shall be decorated in an appropriate fashion.

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Well, I best get something to eat, eh? I wonder if there are any muffins hiding in the cafe...
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Seraphim » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:54 pm

Yes, there are always muffins. Just look for the muffin sign and there will be muffins there:
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Re: The Dorm

Post by Iceman » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:01 pm

Those muffins have wings.

That's just weird. I wouldn't eat a flying muffin. They're probably bad for your health.
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