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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:27 pm

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by waspe414 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:53 pm

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:42 pm

Yoga for airplanes by Master yogi Cessna. :lol:

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by SvenPhantom » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:58 am

Don't make fun of them, they are trying to even out their paint tan. ;)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by dustydan1995 » Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:50 pm

don't drink and fly kids.
"I wouldn't want God as my copilot because he'd be too good." "That mans swerving." "Where?" "Three minutes from now!" "Ahhh!" - Brad stine

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Venom » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:30 am

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Now wheres Mrs. Cessna to give him a nice stomach rub :P HAH.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:12 am

I wonder what the actual story is.

My caption: That was one hellofa jet wash.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:35 am

"This is a result of a G550 using too much power while leaving the neighboring ramp." - Paul M Wickstrom (photographer's description)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Hawkstar » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:58 am

Gulfstream 550? Man that is strong. They must have been having a "blast".
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:20 pm

I just love how perfect this incident really was though. Both planes nearly identical, same damage (if any really. I haven't found anything actually bad yet), same direction, and just perfection.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:19 am

Oh you can be sure there is damage.It just cant be seen there The engines are awash in there own oil and the airframe was most likely tweaked out of spec.The instruments will most likely have to be re-calibrated.This Little incident will cost there owner a couple thousand dollars before they are air Worthy again.

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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:39 am

Gunny wrote:Oh you can be sure there is damage.It just cant be seen there The engines are awash in there own oil and the airframe was most likely tweaked out of spec.The instruments will most likely have to be re-calibrated.This Little incident will cost there owner a couple thousand dollars before they are air Worthy again.
You're totally right. I forgot all about the damage done just by them being upside down. Probably also damage to the frame that can't clearly be seen in this picture. I honestly feel bad for the owners in this situation and the owner of that G550 better cough up something to pay for it.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Honey Badger » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:06 pm

You want damge? You ever see the picture below?

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Mythbusters tested and discovered that another, runaway aircraft hit this one at around 30 mph. They busted the "angry wife with a chainsaw" myth.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by VNAF ONE » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:13 pm

My wife got angry because I said the new coffee girl at work is really nice and always does it right.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:25 am

Industrial strength viagra maybe?
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by dustydan1995 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:41 am

two weeks ago
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Gunny » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:43 am

Necroed for this :)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

Post by Swift » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:47 am

that is perfect gunny :lol:
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Re: Aviation Comedy

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