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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Re: Aviation Comedy

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Yoga for airplanes by Master yogi Cessna. :lol:
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Don't make fun of them, they are trying to even out their paint tan. ;)
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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don't drink and fly kids.
"I wouldn't want God as my copilot because he'd be too good." "That mans swerving." "Where?" "Three minutes from now!" "Ahhh!" - Brad stine

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Now wheres Mrs. Cessna to give him a nice stomach rub :P HAH.
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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I wonder what the actual story is.

My caption: That was one hellofa jet wash.
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"This is a result of a G550 using too much power while leaving the neighboring ramp." - Paul M Wickstrom (photographer's description)
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Gulfstream 550? Man that is strong. They must have been having a "blast".
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I just love how perfect this incident really was though. Both planes nearly identical, same damage (if any really. I haven't found anything actually bad yet), same direction, and just perfection.
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Oh you can be sure there is damage.It just cant be seen there The engines are awash in there own oil and the airframe was most likely tweaked out of spec.The instruments will most likely have to be re-calibrated.This Little incident will cost there owner a couple thousand dollars before they are air Worthy again.
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Gunny wrote:Oh you can be sure there is damage.It just cant be seen there The engines are awash in there own oil and the airframe was most likely tweaked out of spec.The instruments will most likely have to be re-calibrated.This Little incident will cost there owner a couple thousand dollars before they are air Worthy again.
You're totally right. I forgot all about the damage done just by them being upside down. Probably also damage to the frame that can't clearly be seen in this picture. I honestly feel bad for the owners in this situation and the owner of that G550 better cough up something to pay for it.
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You want damge? You ever see the picture below?

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Mythbusters tested and discovered that another, runaway aircraft hit this one at around 30 mph. They busted the "angry wife with a chainsaw" myth.
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My wife got angry because I said the new coffee girl at work is really nice and always does it right.
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Industrial strength viagra maybe?
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Re: Aviation Comedy

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two weeks ago
Husband (to wife): did you see that girl at starbucks?

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Necroed for this :)
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that is perfect gunny :lol:
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