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Re: ATC Humor

Post by Flake » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:39 pm

"Yeah I bet you'll hera about that one on the internet..."
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Re: ATC Humor

Post by bernholm » Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:53 am

Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.
GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
Oh yes, I remember that clearly. :D

I have something to add to that:

Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.

(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
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(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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Re: ATC Humor

Post by Crazypilot » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:52 pm

So...many..face..PALMS!

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Re: ATC Humor

Post by GimiGlider » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:11 am

bernholm wrote:Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.
GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
Oh yes, I remember that clearly. :D

I have something to add to that:

Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.

(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
Image
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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Nope, on the last one I drew out my imaginary AK-47 and fired a stream of nonexistent bullets through my head...

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Re: ATC Humor

Post by Honey Badger » Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:17 pm

Try to stay sorta on topic guys.
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Re: ATC Humor

Post by bernholm » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:11 am

Honey Badger wrote:Try to stay sorta on topic guys.
WE WERE ON TOPIC
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Re: ATC Humor

Post by Taskforce 58 » Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:25 am

No you weren't. Yours was just a couple of kids pretending (barely) to "talk ATC" in a game. Besides the amount of unnecessary meme images is too much.
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Re: ATC Humor

Post by GimiGlider » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:50 pm

Ok, then sorry.

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