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ATC Humor
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Flake
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Re: ATC Humor
I am an accountant working full-time (and some). I'm not here as often as I would like to be. Send a message if you need me. There are a few people in the community who can get in contact with me urgently if you need - don't be afraid to ask. I just don't check here as frequently as I used to. Sorry!
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bernholm
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Re: ATC Humor
Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.
I have something to add to that:
Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.
(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
Oh yes, I remember that clearly.GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
I have something to add to that:
Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.
(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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Crazypilot
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GimiGlider
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Re: ATC Humor
Nope, on the last one I drew out my imaginary AK-47 and fired a stream of nonexistent bullets through my head...bernholm wrote:Once I was the ATC for the CaptainYS server. Then 2 people asked to land at Honolulu 26R - AT THE SAME TIME. Unfortunately one pilot couldn't read properly and landed at 26L (even though I screamed my head off at him) and... they were both 747s so a repeat of Tenerife happened.Oh yes, I remember that clearly.GimiGlider wrote:GimiGlider_atc: For example, The is gulf tango fox heavy to Hachinohe atc, requesting landing at runway 25, over.
Bernholm: Yo atc, can I get a landing spot here, plz?
GimiGlider_atc: #&[email protected]! (aka expletive)
I have something to add to that:
Once we were on the server with TAKA46492 and a couple others, when Taka tried to land at 25-Hachinohe.
(TAKA46492) atc requst to land at hachinohe 25
(Gimiglider_atc) No this is how you say it, *explains*
(TAKA46492) Okay so can I land now?
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) Yo atc, I needz da landing place, clear da zone.
(Gimiglider_atc)
(Bernholm) So ATC can I land bro?
(Gimiglider_atc)
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Honey Badger
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Re: ATC Humor
Try to stay sorta on topic guys.
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Taskforce 58
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Re: ATC Humor
No you weren't. Yours was just a couple of kids pretending (barely) to "talk ATC" in a game. Besides the amount of unnecessary meme images is too much.
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GimiGlider
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