[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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The machine spits out a paper that says, "Server error, too much spam".

I put a bag of C4 explosives into the machine.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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The Second Maverick wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:45 amI put a bag of C4 explosives into the machine.
The machine burbs.

I put a blank VHS cassette tape into the machine.
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The machine gives back an infinite tape of Rick Astley.

I put in a stray cat.
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Flake wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:13 amI put in a stray cat.
The machine gives you Cat Scratch Fever.

I put the bop in the machine shoo bop shoo bop.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:46 am
Flake wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:13 amI put in a stray cat.
The machine gives you Cat Scratch Fever.

I put the bop in the machine shoo bop shoo bop.
The machine spits out an XL Gryphon and a loaded 9mm Glock

I put in the USS Defiant, with a spread of Quantum Torpedoes
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Mog wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:39 pmI put in the USS Defiant, with a spread of Quantum Torpedoes

The machine malfunctions, because the USS Defiant was slightly too large for the coin slot.

After repairs are done, I insert a vending machine into the machine.
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The machine spits out a mini Atari console.

I put in a Queen CD.
Fliped out of the arena, again! :(
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The machine returns to you Flake's stray cat, chewing on a fish bone.

I deposit two peach pits.
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waspe414 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:48 pmI deposit two peach pits.
Two peach trees sprout forth from the machine.

I put two quarters into the machine.
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The machine spits out Fifty Cent, who then starts to rap.

I put in a stage microphone.
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Ace Lord wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:36 pmThe machine spits out Fifty Cent, who then starts to rap.

I put in a stage microphone.
The machine drops the mic on the floor, then declares that Beyonce is best musician of all time

I insert a collection of songs from the pre-2000's era to teach it better music tastes
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The machine ejects an eight-track tape of the Bee Gees.

I insert a usb flash drive.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:20 pmI insert a usb flash drive.
The machine moans.

I insert an incomplete DNR form.
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The machine completes the form and pulls Sierra's plug.

I insert a toothpick.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:33 pmThe machine completes the form and pulls Sierra's plug.

I insert a toothpick.
The machine dispenses a long lost piece of a popcorn kernel

I insert one aspirin.
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Barracuz wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:57 pmI insert one aspirin.
The machine gives you a headache.

I insert into the machine a three-legged stool.
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The machine drops a wooden bucket of fresh milk on the floor.

I toss in a paper airplane.
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The machine tosses the paper airplane back at you.

I insert a "Caution Wet Floor" cone into the machine.
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Patrick31337 wrote: Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:43 amI insert a "Caution Wet Floor" cone into the machine.
The machine spits out a mop and bucket.

I insert a small pepperoni stick.
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Re: [FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

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The machine spits out a bowl of cooked pepperonis.

I insert the Anschluss Meme.
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