[FORUM GAME]Vending Machine

[Flake]

So this is a game I've seen on other forums, it follows a TPBM style format.

You put something into the machine, the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine.

I put in some Mountain Dew.

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The vending machine spits out a dank meme.

I put in a guitar string...

Let's begin.

I put in tree fiddy.

[Sierra]

I put in tree fiddy.

The machine rumbles a bit, and spits out a slightly damp sock. Strangely enough, there is a mars bar inside the sock.


I put in a twenty dollar bill.

[Ace Lord]

I put in a twenty dollar bill.

The machine dispenses two bottlecaps.

I insert a poor-condition .32 caliber revolver.

[MD5Ray01]

The machine dispenses five 30mm shells.
I insert two 20mm shells.

[Neocon]

I insert two 20mm shells.

The machine dispenses a pile of rubble.

I insert a fiddle made of gold.

[Flake]

The machines spits out the pick of destiny.

I put in chocolate milk.

[Sierra]

I put in chocolate milk.

The machine spits out a continuous, near endless stream of chocolate milk.

I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.

[Thomascook221]

I Insert a sheet of paper with my hopes and dreams written on it.

The machine dispenses a book that's contain your dreams

I put in a SD Card

[Neocon]

I put in a SD Card

The machine prints out a message reading, "ERROR: Please format card to continue."

I insert the recipe for chocolate cake.

[Flake]

The machine lies to you.

I put a gas lighter.

[Zack]

The machine gives you a flame thrower.

I put in a united airlines ticket.

[Neocon]

I put in a united airlines ticket.

The machine dispenses a beating to you in self defense.

I insert a crisp $1 bill.

[Sierra]

I insert a crisp $1 bill.

An overdue, uncited, grammatically incorrect assignment pops out of the machine.

I insert a YSFHQ admin into the machine. What have I done.

[Ace Lord]

The machine dispenses one of five pieces required to construct the Holy Hammer of Ban.

I insert a handful of watermelon seeds

[Neocon]

I insert a handful of watermelon seeds

The machine spits watermelon seeds at a world-record-breaking distance.

I insert an insult about the vending machine's reliability.

[plunderbird]

The machine prints out an insult to your mom.

I put in a 3D render of Godzilla.

[Flake]

The machine returns a Japanese Flag.

I put in a submarine.

[iqmal_97]

The machine spits out nothing. Inshtead it releashes one sholid PING! Mosht likely from a shub's shonar.

I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.

[Neocon]

I put in a piece of fish bone from last night's dinner.

The machine spits out a whole, live fish.
I put a Lynyrd Skynyrd CD into the machine.

[Flake]

The machine spits out a can of Budweiser.

I put a can of spam into the machine.